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Guinevere's wedding dress and chainmail veil in Excalibur 1981

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still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

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One persons body horror is another persons body horny.

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you know I really wish I could be a jauntily-dressed little nonbinary fag wearing dark academia vamp-core outfits but the truth is ...I'm way too lazy. I'm pajama nonbinary. I wanna sleep instead

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

#me #because i accidentally read over 200k of naruto fanfic in less than three days

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Inosaku doodle based off that one Twitter meme about lesbian ships :3c

#naruto

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following twt trend. ref here.

#naruto

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#naruto #q

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heh... u could say im bouncing and moaning on it (climbing into bed at 8pm when my body is sore and tired)

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clowns, the lot of you. and yet. yet. i do not laugh. instead, i choke. i cough and spew and feel a lip of fabric tickle the back of my throat. and i reach into my mouth and i feel around and i gag and i grab and i pull. and i pull. and i pull. and i pull

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Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”

— A surgeon

#so thats why they wouldnt let me take it home

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