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To the Ninja Steel Zords: How’s the Kodiak Zord?
Kodiak Zord: I’m trapped in this weird void of black, help me man-
Nitro Zord: Boi, you’re in my other car, you’re being dramatic.
Kodiak Zord: *eye roll*
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zords-zording-around · 5 months
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Hey Titanus, did you know you have always been my favorite zord? The others are cool of course, but you have been in the top spot for me for 30-ish years!
Titanus: Thank you. *tears up*
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zords-zording-around · 5 months
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Dimetro Blazing: Cheetos and Mac and Cheese separately or Cheeto flavored Mac & Cheese? If it’s the first one then I’m gonna eat it all.
Baby Pacha: *Insert unholy angry baby Pachycephalosaurus noises* YOGURT WHERE!
FEEED MEEEEEEEE
-From Dimetro Blazing and Baby Pacha zords, Dino Fury zord bay, @zords-zording-around
(would be anon, but you have that disabled)
"I've got some Cheetos Mac & Cheese."
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zords-zording-around · 5 months
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team sonic and team dark end up on the same place for different missions, everyone gets separated and tails and shadow end up together. shadow threatens the bad guys with his handgun and tails gives him the most disappointed 8 yo look he can muster and goes, "really? can that toy even harm a chao??" to which shadow replies, "you got any better ideas fox boy?" and tails just pulls out a really bright yellow n cyan coloured missile launcher twice his size out of nowhere and says, "yea."
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zords-zording-around · 5 months
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My redesigns of the main five Dino fury zords!
In depth stuff under the cut
-I wanted to make them all more human, per say(?) By that I mean, these are pretty headcanon-y so they can talk and are a found family now :3
-T-Rex Champion-
-The dad of the group
-Full. Of. Anxiety. It’s honestly and sadly obligatory bc Tiger is so freaking excited 24/7 then Ankylo and Tricera have some unresolved anger issues
-He is pretty quiet most of the time and very untrusting to those he doesn’t know
-Has small and comfy feathers running across his back, very cuddleable and gets kneaded by Tiger Claw while he’s asleep
-Has a scar on the other side of his face. Decided that just as I wrote this.
-Misses the original blue, pink, green, and black Rafkon rangers a lot, but approves of Ollie, Amelia, Javi, and Izzy a lot.
-His wear and tear has caused him to break down in his cooling and hydration systems, causing him to need water, a lot. The bath in salt water during the episode “Ancient History” caused him to dehydrate immensely.
-Very loyal to Zayto.
-Knows a lot about Cretaceous flora and fauna
-Legitimately said “Five hundred more years…” when he was deployed out in episode 2.
-Tricera Blade-
-Angy
-Very angy
-Very very angy
-Cause she and Ankylo are tiny, therefore closer to hell and have too much rage to store in their tiny bodies
-Likes blueberries a lot
-Knows too much about the creepier and grosser side of biology
-Thinks Ollie is too rigid
-Has tested multiple drones and VR sets to try to make Ankylo Hammer some kind of way to come with Amelia to a haunted mansion without-
DECIMATION!
-Only fears one thing, that is waking T-Rex up early.
-Wishes she could eat and drink stuff cause of what she heard about coffee.
-Unaware that zords can eat and drink stuff.
-Definitely doting older sister of the group.
-Always has good advice. Except on romance.
-Knows nothing about romance. At ALL.
-Ankylo Hammer-
-Thinks humans are adorable
-Just as angy as Tricera
-Likes to drink tea whenever Tricera isn’t watching
-Has considered convincing Mosa Razor (Who’ll probably be featured in a part two of this post if I do one) to help prank the rangers into believing the Dino Keys have flavors to them.
-A prankster
-Has to be physically held back by Stego when Amelia goes to investigate anywhere paranormal, because like earlier said place with be-
DECIMATED!
-Legitimately wonders why they don’t send out the zords and just step on the monsters
-Likes to nom on fossilized wood
-petrified wood is basically a chew toy for her
-Fears sloths and babies
-Her wear and tear has caused her to be less compatible combination wise with zords other than Dinosaur based ones
-Has PTSD. All of them do I guess. They’re all basically war veterans
-Tiger Claw-
-The communal little brother
-Banned from Twitter.
-The one time Izzy let him see Twitter, the Zord bay got filled with glitter, black censorship bars, and angry pillows.
-Also banned bc he said “UWU Hewwo daddy~!💖😻✨” yes he did. Including the emojis.
-All the zords were terrified by this. Except Baby Pacha who tried to rip his lance off bc she didn’t get any yogurt at exactly 2:30 PM.
-Had to have a memory wipe of the past three hours after the Twitter incident and Izzy was grounded for a week from the Zord Bay to cause of it.
-95% of his impulse control is Stego.
-Cause of this, half of Pine Ridge and Greenley Forest were wrecked when Stego was being fixed after a battle for more than thirty minutes
-Likes to watch the rangers train, but scares the shit out of them every time because a pair of giant black cat eyes staring at you is honestly terrifying.
-Cuddly af. Likes to knead T-Rex when he’s asleep.
-Pretty possessive of his family sometimes.
-Gives pretty bad romantic advice. Ruined one of Izzy’s dates with Fern
-Stego Spike-
-Goth cousin
-Thinks Javi is annoying and an idiot but secretly likes his music.
-Once gave Javi one of his loose spikes as a birthday gift.
-Hates Warden Garcia’s guts. Unsurprisingly has multiple murder plots.
-Has stolen eyeshadow from Amelia and Ollie. Surprised Ollie has so much more eyeshadow than Amelia.
-Hates small animals
-Wear and tear has caused him to feel immense pain when exposed to electromagnetic radiation and fields.
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I made most of the headcanons myself, but some were brainstormed with a friend :)
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zords-zording-around · 5 months
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Literally all the zords point at Tricerazord
Tricerazord: THEY’RE LYING! ITS BRACHIO-!
Brachiozord: No.
Tyrannozord: Whichever one of you guys is Conner’s kid, can you please tell him to stop calling me a boy. I AM A WOMAN Y’KNOW!
Dimetrozord: Can someone tell me where Trike’s vintage coca-cola is stored?
Tricerazord: NO COKE FOR YOU DIMI!
-Tyrannozord, Dimetrozord, & Tricerazord, @zords-zording-around
(This would be anonymous, but you have that disabled)
"That's my dad for you. I can try, but he's never really listened to anyone, except Mom sometimes. Also, I'm pretty sure Coca-Cola isn't good for zords."
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zords-zording-around · 5 months
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Can we start receiving asks??
It’s getting boring for me without them.
-Mod
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zords-zording-around · 6 months
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Your Current Favorite Blorbo, A song Going Through your Head About them, Five movies Scenes you'd Love Them to Act Through. Ask Five More People.
????
RAWR???
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zords-zording-around · 6 months
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FROM DA AFTERLIFE
Stego Spike: I regret ever making that guitar pick from one of my spikes.
Ankylo Hammer: 🥰 It’s okay steggy!
IN THE COSMIC DIMENSION
Cosmic Lion: DAFUQ?
Cosmic Eagle: Please, Morphin Masters, give me patience with these two.
Cosmic Bull: BACKFLIPS! *Backflipping every 0.00000000000000000000000000000001th of a second.*
Javi: *scheming* I'll take off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath. THAT will build up the drama.
Amelia: you mean, skin?
Javi: that is a terrifying addition. Thank you.
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Sneak peek for a future epicomic.
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The entire cast of the zords that get to have pictures when they are involved.
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Brachiozord: We tried that. It didn’t end well.
Parazord: Dimetro called me a bitch, Stego was walked all over while she slept, and everyone was set on fire. Also, Styracozord had his Rhampho Drones, the axe looking things on the sides of the Valkasaurus MegaZord’s legs, put Conner in a straitjacket.
Tyrannozord: Whichever one of you guys is Conner’s kid, can you please tell him to stop calling me a boy. I AM A WOMAN Y’KNOW!
Dimetrozord: Can someone tell me where Trike’s vintage coca-cola is stored?
Tricerazord: NO COKE FOR YOU DIMI!
-Tyrannozord, Dimetrozord, & Tricerazord, @zords-zording-around
(This would be anonymous, but you have that disabled)
"That's my dad for you. I can try, but he's never really listened to anyone, except Mom sometimes. Also, I'm pretty sure Coca-Cola isn't good for zords."
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zords-zording-around · 6 months
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Ankylo Hammer: If it helps, Dimetrozord can do cocaine.
Casey: Can you roll a blunt with someone's ashes?
Amelia and RJ: Depends. *looks at each other in confusion*
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zords-zording-around · 6 months
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Tyrannozord: DO NOT MENTION COCAINE AND COKE IN THE SAME SENTENCE!
T-Rex Champion: For my wood cutting nephew will go insane.
Dimetrozord: I LOVE IT WHEN COCAINE HITS MY BRAIN! ITS LIKE- *Gets set on fire and flung into a wall by Dimetro Blazing*
Dimetro Blazing: PLEASE SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP!
*In Space*
Amelia: Did you know they used to put cocaine in coke?
Javi: I...what
Amelia: Pop Pop worked in one of their factories.
Izzy: Doesn't have anything on McDonald's sprite, that shit can melt anything.
Ollie and Aiyon: .....I want to try some.
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zords-zording-around · 6 months
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Tyrannozord: ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM A WOMAN CONNER!
Dimetrozord: WHERE IS THE COCAINE!
All The Other Dino Thunder!Zords: SHUT UP DIMETRO!
“No! No Conner! Bad Conner! Sit boy” Kira sprays Conner with the water bottle. “Stop falling for every muscled guy you come across!”
The exceedingly drenched teen looked about ready to either yell at Kira for soaking his favorite exercise jersey before the training had even begun...or thanking her for bringing him back into the moment. Into his own body with noted impulse control as well as the super speed that he honestly kind of hated in moments like this. He settled on taking a seat back on the grassy knoll where Ethan held his own water bottle to his lips and handed his Red Ranger a towel to start mopping up the wet that would probably return, but would do well to also have the thing to cover up certain...anatomical indiscretions. "Can't really blame him, Kira," the Blue hummed, capping his glass bottle and stowing away back in his bag to take in the view--in his own much more discreet thirst and well faked disinterest, "We are currently in Ranger Central with dozens of incredibly muscled people." "Who are all older than us and friends with Dr. O," Kira replied with something like a hiss, winding her fingers through her sweaty hair and pulling it back into the ponytail that had popped on her run with Trini, Aisha, Tanya, Ashley, Maya, Kelsey and Dustin when she caught Conner paused on the edges of the field everyone was training and catching up; the sporty young man's mouth actually open. Although, if she took a moment to be understanding, she could admit it really par for the course for Conner to pant over people like Jason Scott, T.J. Johnson, Eric Myers, Adam Park, Rocky DeSantos, Zack Taylor, Mike Corbett, Joel Rawlings, and Chad Lee all sweaty and in training uniform no less revealing than his own in the act of kicking the stuffing out of each other. And more than that, they were laughing and smiling the whole time. It must have been a millions times better than the magazines Kira had seen hidden in a box under his bed. Did not mean she was going to let him embarrass both their team AND Dr. O in the most unforgettable way possible. (Also, though she would never admit it, she wouldn't want him to blow his shot with getting to know them by being halfway to a creep, even if he was basically an overcharged ball of hormones like the rest of them.)
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zords-zording-around · 6 months
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Spino Zord: SPINOSAURUS NOISES SPINOSAURUS NOISES MOTHERFUCKERS!
I know Syd must've been fucking annoyed when she got her zord.
Like, they gave her a police car with a stop sign...she must be fuming seeing Shelby with her own megazord at her disposal.
I'm not trying to start shit but REALLY! A stop sign as a zord, compared to having your own megazord. I really need to see some crazy stuff were the pink rangers get some overpowered zord or abilities.
In all seriousness Shelby making the spino zord was pretty cool, like I wish we got a season 3 where she got to use it more.
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Imagine Shelby as Gurren Lagen with her drill
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zords-zording-around · 6 months
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Ankylo Hammer: Amelia, I’m now considering disowning you.
Tiger Animal Spirit: Reasons Why I Wished I Stayed With Whiger #1028588294828: I have to deal with this.
For @augment-techs and @skyland2703
Lily: What do they have in common? *points to Eric, Ollie, Cam, Sky, RJ, Jarrod, Trent and Javi*
Amelia: Daddy kink?
Lily: No the term is daddy issues...
Amelia: I'VE SPOKEN.
Lily: And what about Cas-
Amelia: Twink behavior, one hundred percent, like extreme bottom energy.
Casey: I....this is why we should've kept our team a secret...
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