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guys the rook one guys the rook one guys the rook one guys the r-

guys should i dump my twśt fanfic idea doc here

#the malleus one is also driving me up a wall tbh #something about the polite ones

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That nanami headcanon is 👌 I love these gassy blondies who try to be polite (nanami and loid)

hehehe ty anon

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i too absolutely adore that particular genre of man

i’ve been thinking about nanami immediately after a deep ass belch slips out and his face doesn’t change at all except for the tips of his ears turning pink as he clears his throat and excuses himself 👹

#burping #eructophilia #belching #burp kink #kento nanami #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami jjk

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Any hcs for Nanami Kento? absolutely adore this man… ahhh

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He’s so polite guys

Like so so so polite

Poor guy does everything in his power to avoid burping in front of other people

Like i just know it

He also has a very broad frame and i feel like his burps are deep

They come straight from his chest every single time

He really can’t mute them very well at all

He either has to swallow the air back down or leave the room completely if he doesn’t want anyone else to hear

I also firmly believe he has a nervous stomach

Dude’s anxious 25/8 therefore his stomach is literally always riled up

He gets bloated pretty easily too

And when he gets bloated his stomach starts making all sorts of ungodly noises completely against his will

He can 100% out burp gojo and I stand the fuck by that

Nanami is not happy about this

Gojo thinks this is objectively hilarious

Despite his best efforts to keep this aspect of himself private he’s friends with gojo so that obv isn’t gonna happen

He will genuinely call Nanami out every time he sees him raise a fist to his mouth in order to swallow a burp down

But anyway by the end of the day his stomach always hurts from holding back all day

Sometimes he fr just has to bend over the counter and press a hand into his stomach in order to force all of the air out of it

He’d never admit it but doing that at the end of the day feels really good

He’s also always one to give a mildly uncomfortable “pardon me” if a burp slips out before he can swallow it back down and/or escape the room

I will say though most people who happen to hear these rare lapses are usually pretty shocked

He’s such a put together character that it feels very odd for anyone that witnesses him losing control like that

Here’s a video reference for what I think his burps sound like

also here’s a closed mouth one bc i feel like he’s definitely one to do that

#he’s so hot #burping #eructophilia #belching #burp kink #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #kento nanami #nanami jjk

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would u take request for welcome home? do you like that?

Hi there I do like welcome home I’d definitely be willing to accept requests!

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Aaaa welcome back!! I know this isnt an ask, just wanted to welcome you back :)

Thank you so much I’m so happy to be back <3

#kind people #ily all

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Hi! You haven’t been on tumblr for a while, are you doing well?

Hey so this has been in my inbox for awhile so sorry anon 😭

But yeah I’m doing okay I had a bit of burnout + personal stuff but I’m officially back and making a list of my requests :)))

#ty for checking in ily

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also 1 am shitposting aside i’m now back from vacation and will be able to start fulfilling the asks in my inbox 🤭

#prepare y’allselves #is that a word #“y’allselves #im gonna say it’s a word #burping #eructophilia #belching #burp kink

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guys i wanna slut aaron hotchner out so bad

#i’m like particularly feral for him tn idk why #but i want him to burp in my face #burping #eructophilia #belching #burp kink

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polite burps reblog if you agree

#when they cover their mouth with a fist #when they keep it closed mouth #when they say excuse me #when they turn away from whoever they’re with #when they excuse themselves BEFORE they burp #burping #eructophilia #belching #burp kink

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#this is how i ended up into tummies #i was already into eructo like “ehh close enough

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It's Aki time!

Ok, so unlike the other csm characters I got covered (Power and Denji) Aki is actually has good manners and not only that, he would prob scold anyone who doesn't, like he'll always demand that Power and Denji excuse themselves and gives them gum as a reward if they behave

He'll get annoyed if someone is eating around him with bad manners and if they burp he's gonna be so disgusted he'll go on a rampage about how it's rude and annoying and gross, he does not care that it's a bodily function, the only burps that he won't get annoyed at is sickly burps cause you can't really blame people for that

He always tries to swallow his burps down as much as possible, but if he can't he'll do his better to stifle it with his hand or by covering his mouth and he'll always excuse himself

However, he can burp on command, he learned as a kid to play with his brother and they would do contests sometimes. Currently he rarely uses that ability, unless it's one of the few occasions he burps back at Power and Denji

Like after they had been living together for a while and Power and Denji kept burping around Aki cause they know it made him angry and maybe one day he just snaps and burps back at them

I think sometimes when he's drunk Himeno also manages to convince him to participate in a contest and that's when his hidden skill comes to use

Talking about drunk Aki, I think it's the main moment where he burps a bit more freely. He'll still excuse himself, but tends to forget to stifle they, he'll even open his mouth sometimes and he tends to get burpy when he drinks beer so he'll he burping a lot

I think Denji and Power saw Aki burping for the first time when he was drunk and they sat there shocked for a few moments before they burst into laughter. They still think it's so hilarious when Aki burps while drunk

His burps tend to be pretty deep and also throaty and most of them are going to be closed mouth burps

#i’m on my KNEES #slutting this man out is FANTASTIC #burping #eructophilia #belching #burp kink #eructo #chainsaw man #aki hayakawa #csm aki

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You think you know someone - KINK CONTENT

An idea that I've had for a while. The other skaters finding out how good Cherry is at burping.

The restaurant was empty except for Cherry and the other skaters, but Joe would hardly call them clients. The teenagers and Shadow had been engaged in light conversation for some time now and both Cherry and Joe were barely listening, Cherry because he found it uninteresting and Joe because he was too busy closing the restaurant, but he came to them when he was done, to kick them out and also see what they were talking about that was keeping them so entertained.

“That's gross, Slime” Miya wrinkled his nose in disgust.

“But It's cool, isn't it?”

“Maybe, if you knew how to do it” Shadow said.

“Do you, old man?” Reki challenged.

“Don't call me that! And knowing how to burp the alphabet isn't exactly a top priority at my age”

“He says, like an old man”

“I know how to burp the alphabet” Joe said suddenly, surprising everyone, they haven't even notice him. “It's not so hard. I'm done closing the store, so” he made a gestured like he was shooing a dog.

“Wait, you do? Can you teach me?” Reki looked at him full of expectation.

“Only if you guys leave after that”

“That's fine by me!”

“Ok then.” Joe sat down. He saw from the corner of his vision Cherry rolling his eyes. “It really helps if you know how to do it on command. Do you?”

“I'm working on that”

“That's fine, I can show you, it's simple, you just have to swallow some air until you feel an air bubble form in yout throat…” Joe did as described and Reki followed. After some effort, Joe let out a pretty average burp, not bad, but not too long or deep. “And then you just let it out.”

Reki tried to copy, releasing a burp so small it wasn't much better than a hiccup, but that enough for him, at least for his first time.

“Cool!”

“You’ll get better at it with some practice”

“You're as disgusting as you're pathetic. Don't go around teaching others when you don't even know what you're doing” Cherry snickered from where he was drinking his tea.

Everyone turned to Cherry, they also forgot that he was there. Joe raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms.

“Feel free to show how it's done if it bothers you so much”

Cherry scoffed.

“No, thank you, unlike you I'm not a savage.” If they were alone he would not hesitate to put that man in his place, but here, in front of everyone, he had an image to uphold. Joe would need much more than some childish provocation to get to him.

“Then don't go around complaining when you can't do better.”

“I don't have to know how to do it to criticize you, just like I don't have to know how to cook to say that your cooking sucks.”

“You can criticize, yeah, but you can't win the argument.”

“Sure I can”

“I think you’re just making excuses cause you'll never be better at burping than me. And a bunch of other things.”

Fuck the image he had to uphold.

Cherry turned silent and it took Joe a little too long to realize he was swallowing air. Then, Cherry opened his mouth and released a deep belch that did not look like it came from someone as delicate and dignified as him.

“That's how you do it” he said at the end of it, keeping direct eye contact with Joe “So I guess I win the argument”

“Yeah, but I win the war” Joe said with a satisfied smirk and that's when Cherry understood that he fell for his trap.

“Good one, Cherry!” Reki complimented, very impressed.

“I didn't expect that from you” Miya, on the other hand, was utterly shocked.

“That was loud.” Langa stated and it was hard to tell how he felt about it from his neutral tone and expression.

“You think you know people…” Shadow said more to himself in a mix of awe and shock.

“You wanted that, didn't you? Satisfied?” Cherry turned to Joe, trying to keep his composture after being defeated.

“What's wrong, don't you wanna show off your talents? Lemme tell you guys, our delicate flower here never lost a single burping contest he was on.” Joe turned to the others and pointed to Cherry, covering his mouth with his hand like he was telling a secret.

“That's so freaking awesome!” Cherry liked Reki, he did, he was a good kid, but he didn't want his approval with something like this.

“How did you learn it?” Langa asked the question his boyfriend was too excited to ask.

“I didn't really learn it, I just always knew how to do it.”

“He's a natural!” Joe raised his arms in celebration

“Shut up, you idiot. This is all your fault.”

“Oh, I'm sorry, am I supposed to cover for the guy whose idea of fun is burping in my ear?”

“I don't do that anymore!” at least not very often.

“Cherry, teach me, please, please!” Reki begged, giving the older skater one of those abandoned puppy eyes.

“No, that's beneath me. Why don't you ask Joe? I'm sure a savage like him would be glad to help you with that.”

“But you're so good, I don't think I've seen anyone as good as you! Please” Cherry wasn't sure if the boy's flattery was on purpose, but it was working.

“I can think about it”

#this was fantastic holy shit #i’m working on a prompt similar to this one rn actually 👹 #i’m gonna bite him

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I have no idea if you've watched this movie, but Hazel from Bottoms would be just as burpy as Eddie, I think. If you ever wrote hcs for her, I'd love to see that

okay i haven’t but this has single handedly convinced me to check it out ty anon 😤🫡

(also i’m on spring break rn in a place that has spotty wifi so apologies if i don’t upload as much)

#i will watch anything for burps #ANYTHING

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You're back! I'm happy you're ok, burn out sucks!

thank you so much :)

but yeah it’s actually the worst because i wanna keep writing so bad but my brain refuses to let me 😭

#i’m so happy to be back #and i’m so excited to do these requests

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Do you also take requests from honkai star rail? 👀

yes i absolutely do i love hsr :)))

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I missed your content 🥹 I’m so curious on your opinions for new genshin impact characters. Will you be taking requests?

STOP I WILL CRY RN I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH

so i’m only sorta aware of the new characters but i definitely plan to check them out and get back into the game very soon.

and yes i am absolutely taking requests :)

#lovely anons #y’all are so great

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I’m glad you are back!!

tysm dear anon :)

#i missed it here tbh