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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

#REAL

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do you ever wake up and just feel in your bones that ur not gonna have a very good day?

#me with the whole summer #something tells me this isn't gonna go too well

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Lem lem is v sick

Lem lem does not know why

Lem lem is scared

#me

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#saving this for my therapist

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I always think I’m annoying someone

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shit

#for those of you that dont know #my best friend is now homeless #and im so so so so scared for them #they have a place to stay tonight #but they're going to have to drop out of school

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Ugly people man

#I admire your desire to date up #but you at least have to have SOMETHING of worth to me

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Okay she just mentioned how she went and visited her friend in the hospital because she had a baby….

I’m not so sure this is a bot anymore

I can't play the swiping game anymore :(

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She said “hi beautiful” but beautiful was spelt wrong

I don’t wanna be rude because I don’t think English is her first language (most of her profile was written in Spanish) but idk. Atp I’m just bored :/

I can't play the swiping game anymore :(

#lemon’s adventures on tinder

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Okay I added “her” back anyway, cuz she msged me again saying she added me.

I’ll lyk what she says

I can't play the swiping game anymore :(

#moving this conversation here lol

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And the rest are bad at replying

I'm also on hinge and WHY ARE ALL THESE UGLY PEOPLE MATCHING WITH ME? Someone hot for once please thank you

#be pretty or good at replying you can only have one #but there are some exceptions #and I love them v much

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I should be at the club

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I'm also on hinge and WHY ARE ALL THESE UGLY PEOPLE MATCHING WITH ME? Someone hot for once please thank you

#I'm a picky bitch lol

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"Ugh, I wanna complain but I don't want anyone to see iiiiit"

Remembers this blog exists

#oh #hehehe #yeah #get ready for me complaining about tinder

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I loooooooooove weed

#this post was brought to you by: High Lemon

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#I deserve to have my coochie eaten #devoured even