The dating storylines in Story of Seasons: Pioneers of Olive Town shouldn’t be as funny/messy as they are but here we are.
Like Ralph is a LI and I’m like “okay mister dark hair, green eyes and ruggedness” but he’s always like “Beth is so smart!” like we didn’t get an adorable cut scene that shows Lars and Beth are dating 🙄
Then I tell Ralphie boy I’m interested in him and he starts talking about “it’s not often people see a ranger in action” and “I used to get hurt when I first started the job” like sir - you protect the town from a fox...simmer down 😂
Everyone's got cute, dorky headcanons for Ralph and I'm here imagining him having to face the horrors of the woods in order to keep the town happy and innocent and feeling like he doesn't belong because he's seen some shit he can't forget.
I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character
“I remember seeing ‘Snow White’ and saying to my mother, ‘Will there ever be a Chocolate Brown?’ She said ‘Probably. Why not?’ I just never thought the first black princess would be me.” — ANIKA NONI ROSE