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the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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#my real answer is save the dodo but that appears not to be an option

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open sims roleplay

‘Oh feebee lay…’

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Burger king cashier: can I take your order

Me: Uhm can i just say. Acoustic versions of pop punk songs = Life .

Me later that night into the intercom phone at walmart: Acoustic is life

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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We have two unwritten rules here:

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Dril Tweet Tournament - Round 4

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

VS.

in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism

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Homestar Runner, Mystery Science Theater and Space Ghost Coast to Coast is superwholock for people who listen to They Might Be Giants

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

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#voted for 'i am le tired' for lack of 'hokay. so. here's da earf' #but also homestar runner is dearly missing yeah

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most people don’t know that this is the room where i write all of my posts

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Strong Bad got invited to be on Hot Ones but declined because of his dearly held belief that ones should be cold