yungmoxiegal

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nothing is more sadistic than a friend telling you they have something to tell you but are too busy to tell you in that very moment and you have to wait for a few hours MY BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE IT I'M GOING TO BECOME MELTED CHEESE

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Wanna be a slut today but all I can think about is taking a nap

[yungmoxiegal]

If you love me you will cum in me 💕🤷🏼‍♀️

[yungmoxiegal]

[yungmoxiegal]

quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water

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[yungmoxiegal]

Can we skip to the good part?

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[yungmoxiegal]

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

[yungmoxiegal]

it is what it is *throws up blood*

[yungmoxiegal]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[yungmoxiegal]

[slammin my head into a wall] I need to make baked beans in a fire pit with salt pork and ashcakes like in the 1800s or I’m gonna die

[yungmoxiegal]

aplatonic aromantic asexual polycule

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