youcancallmegrandpa

[youcancallmegrandpa]

It took him a moment to realize that he knew this one, it had been what it felt like it was yesterday that he was face to face with the mongrel.He slowly started to circle around it, there was air being pushed out from his mouth that sort of sounded like a chuckle. In the distance Gerard could hear his group of men 'hooping' and hollering that they had caught one, it would only be a matter of minutes before they would arrive to join him.He stopped circling the mutt when he knew he could have direct eye contact with it.

                       "Bargaining already? -- I always found your kind to be pathetic. What I want is something I'm sure you couldn't possibly give me...directly,"

Isaac glanced up from the trap with wide eyes. The sound of an approaching heartbeat, paired with the unmistakable scent of wolfsbane, was enough to strike fear in any werewolf. As the elderly hunter stepped out of the shadows, Isaac pulled back, desperate to break free from his bindings. He knew from experience that this man was merciless. Not much time had passed since the last time he’d attempted to kill the beta and now it looked like it was time for round two. Isaac glanced desperately around the clearing, trying to plan an escape but with no luck. 

          ”Look, I’m sure we can figure something out… W-what do you want?”

#ihatefreezers

[youcancallmegrandpa]

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

#This is about his kids #such idiots

[youcancallmegrandpa]

Trying really hard to make Gerard resist the urge to send people that 'climbing in to bed meme'

#ooc #dont mind me

[youcancallmegrandpa]

It was a nice calm night, the air was crisp as Gerard pulled the oxygen into his old lungs. He strolled the grounds of the woods, he could feel it in his bones that tonight they were going to catch one -- a filthy hairy two legged canine -- or in other words werewolf. It was a loud clang that rung through the air, He couldn't help but let a grin grown on his face. His feet carried him into the direction of the sound, only to stop when his aged eyes took in the sight of a beta stuck in one of his traps.  

                          "My. my. what do we have here,"

youcancallmegrandpa Isaac had not seen the trap until it was too late.  A mechanism was set off, locking the beta in place.  He struggled to get out, hoping he could escape  before any hunters showed up. 

#ihatefreezers #{ this is beautiful #hi yes you're perf #}

[youcancallmegrandpa]

     Why didn't I strangle you in the crib? "Now you know you didn't have go through all that trouble for me, now what is it that you want?"

        “No, I broke in.”

#xputyoudown

[youcancallmegrandpa]

      Obviously you aren't trying hard enough Allison.

                 If I wanted I could sell you for at least a thousand rupees 

             DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS SELLING YOUR GRANDFATHER OVER THE INTERNET?

                                             THERE’S NO E-BAY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS.

#[hes speaking from expierence he almost sold kate nbd]

[youcancallmegrandpa]

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

   "What ever could you mean?"

[youcancallmegrandpa]

YOU'RE IT! YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST RP BLOGS ON TUMBLR. THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT YOU'RE QUALITY (EVEN IF YOU WANT TO DENY IT). I'M SO HAPPY THAT I FOLLOW YOU (EVEN IF I DON'T RP WITH YOU). KEEP UP THE AMAZING WRITING AND KEEP BEING AN AMAZING MUN! XX (SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE BLOGS) [My apologies if you don't like these things. ]

[youcancallmegrandpa]

      "Is it visiting time already?"

+yᴏᴜᴄᴀɴᴄᴀʟʟᴍᴇɢʀᴀɴᴅᴩᴀ

#[Yo oyoyo! whaddup!?] #chats

[youcancallmegrandpa]

I’ll do my drafts today.

Whispers as I reblog memes (via sociopathickiller)

[youcancallmegrandpa]

I swear, this is a RP blog.

me (via allroundlostcause)

[youcancallmegrandpa]

Speak ze french? hon hon baguette? 

Speak ze German? Nien.

Speak ze Polish? to jest twój duch zwierząt aka gest dobrej woli ;D

BRING ALL THE MATCHES AND I GOT ALL THE GASOLINE.

youcancallmegrandpa said:murdering hales you say? Can grandpappy get an invite?

Excuse me? You speak ze french to me?

Okay, you convinced me. You take the gasoline I take the matchsticks, my new friend!

#[hibbby]

[youcancallmegrandpa]

DONTMCCALLMELATER SAID: HOW’S KATE? OH WAIT.

I'm glad she's dead actually been meaning to send Peter a thank you note.

#evil dad award goes to him #dontmccallmelater

[youcancallmegrandpa]

DONTMCCALLMELATER SAID: NO.

Ain't no party like a hale house fire party.

#dontmccallmelater #adslkjf

[youcancallmegrandpa]

Fucking creepy old mother fucker.

   ”I liked you better when you were a  obedient amphibian, now look at you,”  

#answered #porschesandlax #a hot wolf teen #holla at a grandpa y'know what i'm sayin

[youcancallmegrandpa]

#my used to be plaything #sigh u were the best

[youcancallmegrandpa]

[ drinks his milkshake ] my milkshake brings all the hales to the yard and they like you killed most of my family in a fire and now i'm broken inside, 

#here have this while i try to convince my self to re vamp my blog #twopenrp #open