need him in a way. not telling you which one
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the thing about headcanoning a character as using different pronouns than canon is that sometimes all your social circle uses the headcanoned pronouns that it becomes entrenched to you and you start believing it so deeply. and then you venture onto tumblr and you’re like Hey why is everyone misgendering this guy
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hope everyone's having wonderful lust-filled thoughts over fictional men today
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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
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Seriously though, modern fandom, y’all need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships.
Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas. You don’t have to choose one or the other.
Like I can ship, for example, Sam/Frodo, and also Sam/Rosie, both AT THE SAME TIME. I don’t have to pick ONE couple and denounce all others, and tell everyone else that their ships are WRONG and BAD and mine is the only TRUE AND CORRECT ship.
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i love mutual pining to lovers because it gives some of the vibes of a love triangle without the needless drama. alternatively it’s like a love triangle except the third person is just mutual stupidity.
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*getting caught reaching for a cops gun* i swear officer its not what it looks like i just wanted to shoot you with it
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i love crossdressing stories. give those men a bisexual crisis they deserve it
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what people don't tell you about maximalism is the Dust
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you need to be around freaks and weirdos who dress ugly and have weird kinks because the more you're exposed to it the next time you see a conservative try to get you scared about ugly drag queens you're not gonna think "oh my that is a scary drag queen she must be doing scary things" you're instead gonna think "hey that looks like the people in my friend group. that's a relatable down to earth person. what's your fucking problem"
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