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My. Dev friend's game got picked up by one of the dream smp people on stream which Is great for sales but massively BAD for the shit storm that's about to be them all collectively and very cringily latching onto Thier characters.

#god seeing how theyre gonna treat doggo once they delve into dsaf ;;; #hes such a chill dude and ive seen how fast and visciously mcty bitches tear into people for the littlest things #it probably wont be pretty

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Fuck I hope ranboo stops playing dialtown on stream

Like. Its annoying to have mcyt fans flooding into the fan spaces, but it's also irresponsible for ranboo to be streaming it in the first place. It's a mostly 18+ game full of graphic sexual language, jokes, and situations. If I'm not mistaken his platform is mostly comprised of preteens and children, yea? Its beyond braindead to see the content warnings and experience a (relatively tame but still sus) route, and decide "yeah I'm fine exposing this content to my fans". Ranboo doesn't even curse. What the hell kinda mental gymnastics did he jump through to land on "playing dialtown on stream is a good thing, actually :)". I get if he wants to play it on his own off stream- it's a hilarious, super entertaining game! But dont fucking publicly advertise it.

#dialtown #ranboo #mcyt

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Why tf is that mcyt bitch playing dialtown 😭 gtf outta here

#dialtown #ranboo

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#me delerious from pain but still whackin it to gay porn

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UHHHH disclaimers: 1) THIS IS A JOKE, 2) I AM NOT A DILFZA SUPPORTER(?) 3) kill me now why did I spend like two hours on this, 4) why does it sound bad? because I was not about to spend a third hour on this, 5) Philza Mine’craft if this is you GO AWAY PLEASE

That! Being! Said! @certified-flowerchild said ‘dilfza cover of Stacy’s Mom’ and I said BET. BET I love writing parodies so this was basically a personal challenge when it showed up on my dash. I’m gonna go wash my mouth out with carbolic and also my sister’s because she won’t stop teasing me about belting this through the house all monday night. goodnight.

oh also lyrics under the cut okay i’m going now

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He's so

ponk is the most attractive bitch on the dream smp and you can quote me on that

#my biggest flex is that I'm a cornerstone of his offline chat and have been recognized by him on multiple occasions 🙏 #and being recognized by and on good terms with our queen poju

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origins mod wilby phantom and blaze manifold

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some dsmpstuck doodles i scribbled out for fun :]

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After today I'm officially a c!ponk apologist. Anything he does from this point on is 100% justified

#ive been a cponk apologist this entire time lmao i can just justify it to my friends that dunked on me now 🕺 #anyways cponk is always right end of story

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This is a compiled list of some of my favorite pieces of short horror fiction, ranging from classics to modern-day horror, and includes links to where the full story can be read for free. Please be aware that any of these stories may contain subject matter you find disturbing, offensive, or otherwise distressing. Exercise caution when reading. Image art is from Scarecrow: Year One.

PSYCHOLOGICAL: tense, dread-inducing horror that preys upon the human psyche and aims to frighten on a mental or emotional level. 

“The Frolic” by Thomas Ligotti, 1989

“Button, Button” by Richard Matheson, 1970

“89.1 FM” by Jimmy Juliano, 2015

“The Yellow Wallpaper” by Charlotte Perkins Gilman, 1892

“Death at 421 Stockholm Street“ by C.K. Walker, 2016

“The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas” by Ursula K. Le Guin, 1973

“An Empty Prison” by Matt Dymerski, 2018

“A Suspicious Gift” by Algernon Blackwood, 1906

CURSED: stories concerning characters afflicted with a curse, either by procuring a plagued object or as punishment for their own nefarious actions.

“How Spoilers Bleed” by Clive Barker, 1991

“A Warning to the Curious” by M.R. James, 1925

“each thing i show you is a piece of my death” by Stephen J. Barringer and Gemma Files, 2010

“The Road Virus Heads North” by Stephen King, 1999

“Ring Once for Death” by Robert Arthur, 1954

“The Mary Hillenbrand Cassette“ by Jimmy Juliano, 2016

“The Monkey’s Paw” by W.W. Jacobs, 1902

MONSTERS: tales of ghouls, creeps, and everything in between.

“The Curse of Yig” by H.P. Lovecraft and Zealia Bishop, 1929 

“The Oddkids” by S.M. Piper, 2015

“Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” by Richard Matheson

“The Graveyard Rats” by Henry Kuttner, 1936

“Tall Man” by C.K. Walker, 2016 

“The Quest for Blank Claveringi“ by Patricia Highsmith, 1967

“The Showers” by Dylan Sindelar, 2012

CLASSICS: terrifying fiction written by innovators of literary horror. 

“The Tell-Tale Heart” by Edgar Allan Poe, 1843

“The Interlopers” by Saki, 1919 

“The Statement of Randolph Carter“ by H.P. Lovecraft, 1920

“The Damned Thing” by Ambrose Pierce, 1893

“The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” by Washington Irving, 1820 

“August Heat” by W.F. Harvey, 1910

“The Black Cat” by Edgar Allan Poe, 1843

SUPERNATURAL: stories varying from spooky to sober, featuring lurking specters, wandering souls, and those haunted by ghosts and grief. 

“Nora’s Visitor” by Russell R. James, 2011

“The Pale Man” by Julius Long, 1934

“A Collapse of Horses” by Brian Evenson, 2013

“The Jigsaw Puzzle” by J.B. Stamper, 1977 

“The Mayor Will Make A Brief Statement and then Take Questions” by David Nickle, 2013

“The Night Wire” by H.F. Arnold, 1926 

“Postcards from Natalie” by Carrie Laben, 2016

UNSETTLING: fiction that explores particularly disturbing topics, such as mutilation, violence, and body horror. Not recommended for readers who may be offended or upset by graphic content.  

“Survivor Type” by Stephen King, 1982

“I’m On My Deathbed So I’m Coming Clean…” by M.J. Pack, 2018

“In the Hills, the Cities” by Clive Barker, 1984

“The New Fish” by T.W. Grim, 2013

“The Screwfly Solution” by Racoona Sheldon, 1977

“In the Darkness of the Fields” by Ho_Jun, 2015 

“The October Game” by Ray Bradbury, 1948

“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison, 1967 

HAPPY READING, HORROR FANS!

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I haven't drawn anything in weeks, please accept Ponk as an apology!!

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charcoal-ish and rough pencil work with many awoos :D

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“i have books, you wanna see what i’ve been writing?”

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Big chunky art thread

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yooooooo i clipped ranboos breakdown and the way his voice changes there at the end and is immediately followed by the enderman noise is CHILLING

also “its happening again”?? ranboo?????? hello?????????????

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WHY DOES THIS LINE HIT SO HARD

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A hero doomed by the gods they once worshipped

[Image description: A digital comic centred on TommyInnit. At the top, there's a drawing of his hands clasped together in prayer - he's clutching at his blood and bandages like a rosary. Next to it, it says "people are supposed to pray to gods during war". Below, there's Dream, Phil and Techno standing with solemn expressions and the line "but the gods are already on the battlefield". Further below, there's an explosion. Finally, at the bottom there's Tommy, surrounded by an assortment of weapons and cowering. Around him, it says "and when they point their weapons They point at you".]