yapurplegirl

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There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

#Oooo this is fun #I should write a Drabble along the lines of this

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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

#OP’s house is just game dev #OP lives in my perforce repo

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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Mainline this straight into my veins.

#Ooo! Pretty

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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

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#Ninetales

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Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

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look at my flop posts boy

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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

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new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be

#Uhhhhhhh #i was maid najimi from Komi Can’t Communicate for a while #so probably them again

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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bagel with ceam cheese and lox is like a girl i havent seen in a while and she always had some new crazy story to tell . i wanna date her but shes just a free spirit. until next time

#Food #real

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여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）