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yansim-asks-blog · 4 months
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“Something big is coming, dudes. If I were you, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
“You know that’s too cryptic to air, right?”
“Then you do the teaser, Mr. Know-it-All!”
“Fine by me.
“Last season, on Total Drama Island…
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“Sixteen teens battled for another shot at a million dollars, after Priya took home the season one prize. After a few torturous weeks, it was Damien against MK and Julia in a gruesome finale. With his wit, he managed to outsmart MK and leave her on the third place, and Julia’s luck ran out with her friend’s, for Damien was the lucky winner.
“Now, with new grudges to hold and more hatred to come, twelve of these sixteen teenagers will be back for another few summer weeks at our camp… And they won’t be alone—”
“Because we’re bringing back twelve contestants of the first ever Total Drama Island generation! That’s right, big news here for the fans of TDI! Your favourites have a chance of returning to compete for not a hundred thousand, not even a million, but this time, two whole million dollars, in the biggest and most excruciating Total Drama Island season yet!
“Our challenges will vary from totally new to totally old – I’ll introduce new challenges, as per any season, but bring back some from the first generation and the fourth one. The adults may get kicked out because of the latter, and the kiddos may not be as strong when it comes to the original challenges.
“Besides, to ensure they have even worse chances, there will be three teams, shuffled in a way that almost nobody has an advantage… Almost. Because where’s the fun in making everyone equally powerless?
“Sounds fun? Exciting? Incredible?! You’re going to want to tune in right here for the tenth season of Total Drama Island sometime in February!”
“Wait, we don’t have a set date?”
“Dude, we don’t even know if all the adults we asked to come are gonna show up. Of course we don’t! But it is sometime in February, that much I can promise!”
“You really oughta start planning these things better, man…”
“Forget it, okay? Anyway… I’m your host, Chris McLane…”
“And I’m your co-host, Chef Hatchet…”
“And this is...”
Total Drama: The Bridge Between Generations!
coming soon to an AO3 near you.
questions, concerns, suggestions to be deposited in the ask box.
TD: TBBG is written by @canonically47. the blog is entirely run by the writer.
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yansim-asks-blog · 7 months
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‘alex mahan made yandere simulator’ um who is alex mahan?? sorry, what is yandere simulator??
OHH, you didn’t mean alex, but kotohime momoki, a queer poc that doesn’t use queerness of color as a tragic backstory for a background character, that implements disabled and neurodivergent representation done with actual research, and also way many more races and ethnicities than just japanese??
and yandere simulator?? you actually meant antics at akademi (also known as aaa), right? the super cool project that kotohime has been working on for over three years now, currently still in the making? that sickass project that makes everyone the protagonist (and i mean, EVERYONE) so that everyone has a chance in the spotlight? that amazing project that has actually good and fleshed romance, friendships, and characters? that dooe project you can find out more about by going to kotohime’s blog?
yeah, i thought so too! yandere simulator doesn’t exist, you probably meant antics at akademi. honest mistake, don’t worry about it!
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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// closing asks for a bit to hopefully work on my current ones! there’s 18 of all, i somehow lost two due to tumblr acting up which i apologize for! <3
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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hey gema what do you think of that magical girl pretty miyuki game.......... (im ready for hellfire)
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Gema: They literally RUINED the message and importance of Sayaka and Miyuki’s relationship! They RUINED Miyuki! They RUINED SayaMiyu! They RUINED gay people! THEY. RUINED. EVERYTHING!!!
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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hi enpitsu. gema said youre annoying. what do you think of that
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Narrator voice: Enpitsu did, in fact, care about what that ‘hooligan’ says, and cried himself to sleep that night.
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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tsubaki. i know what you are
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Tsubaki: I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about...
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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*gives Fuyumi a cat*
Fuyumi what do you think about your grandparents? And where are your real parents?
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Fuyumi: Thank you for the cat. It’s going to be my child now.
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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hey otohiko can you fill us in on some juicy gossip please and thank you
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Otohiko: Kaga is somehow mixed up in all of this, too, but Kankoshi-Sensei is still figuring out in what way. We’re hoping Meka gets injured riding her motorcycle around in the halls again so she can fill us in!
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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hello horo you are very handsome, take this pie i made for u
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Yaku, mouthful: Ish very good!!
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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kaga, what is your opinion on birds?
THE BIRDS...
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Kaga: They should be banished for stealing Zametora’s clothes! Um... that wasn’t me, by the way. I would never do that.
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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im the person that called kenko ugly and um.... nvm girl you fine as hell heart eyes emoji
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Kenko: I’m really glad you think so!
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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gema!! what do you think of the art club
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Gema: He’s just... a bother, always going around flaunting his looks- not like I think he looks good! You know what, I’ll just shut up.
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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Alright, who ordered just cheese with no crust, not even SAUCE?
-pizza delivery anon
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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Omi! (1980s Music Leader) who's your favorite band-member?
Also... what's your opinion about Ai Doruyashi?!
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Omi: Also, I don’t play favorites. I love all of the members equally, man! Though I’d be lying if I said I didn’t envy how good Takako is on the drums...
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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BORUPEN how is the malewife
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Borupen: ‘Malewife’ is a pretty fitting word...
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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hiii sumire how are your parents
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Sumire: I think they’re also going on a date tonight...
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yansim-asks-blog · 8 months
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chojo... why are you gay
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Chojo: First, it’s that girl Mizudori that spreads the rumours I am, now some random on the internet? Christ, if I wanted my sexuality questioned, I would’ve hung out with Nurimono...
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