xylocopamicans

[xylocopamicans]

hey! you shouldnt make jokes calling cis people eggs, especially when they are real living breathing human beings with intelligent thought and critical thinking. if you do, you're weird and i think you should consider the effect your words more often, because as someone who was a very public facing cis person who had a lot of Egg jokes made about me before transitioning, it still makes me fucking sick to think about. it fucked me up so bad that i refused to transition until i quit my job and wasnt under the eyes of people making bets on my psychology. how dare you fucking speak down to me regarding my own identity. how dare you fucking claim to know me better than i know myself.

it is not the privilege of trans people to have their stated gender identity believed, nor is it a sin of cis people to acknowledge their option to transition and still remain cis. make egg jokes about fictional characters, fine. but accusing a stranger of not being the gender they claim to be is not something you get to reclaim when you're trans.

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ohh my god a teenager online posted something that reveals a less than perfectly developed understanding of the world around them? should we tell everyone? should we screenshot it and share it everywhere so we can pat ourselves on the back for being so much wiser than Kids These Days? should we invite a boomer comic artist

[xylocopamicans]

what’s your ‘thing’ as a friend. i don’t mean like ‘oh im the mom friend’ i mean like what’s the Thing where if one of your friends was looking for a specific interaction they’d message you first. personally i can always be relied upon to get hyped about bugs, literature, and cursed internet images.

#BUGS!!!!!! and maybe args/horror webseries? dunno #also general things i like. kagepro etc. you know

[xylocopamicans]

#1-2 but used to be higher. uve been demoted

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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

[xylocopamicans]

how long have you been alive

they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years

[xylocopamicans]

#when the extra half inch hits:

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Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

[xylocopamicans]

time for tunes! 😁🔊💘

my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋

ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)

my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️‍🔥🎶

Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!

#me

[xylocopamicans]

Cone-eye mantid, Galinthias amoena, Galinthiadidae (false flower mantises)

Found in southern Africa

Photo by scottranger

#HIIII CUTEST #bugs #insects

[xylocopamicans]

and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson

[xylocopamicans]

nice argument, however i have monkeys at typewriters typing your ip out dumbass. as soon as one of them gets it right youre fucking dead

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Big giant compiled list of scam account urls from scammers pretending to be in Palestine to just the common donation scammers.

miniaturementalitypatrol | sparklyphilosopherharmony | fullangelobservation | naomigloriaa | crispydazepeace | furrycollectiveglitter | miniaturedeertree | teenageeaglecrown | magicalcherryblossomjellyfish | uniquehologramwasteland | shtunddung

clearcoffeereview | valiantlightwizard | fibrosispatient | type1diabeticqueen1 | nuttyducktree | josphinejao | vero-6g

[xylocopamicans]

hii kind of between a rock and a hard place rn with food and id really appreciate some help getting groceries + stuff to pack and transport my belongings as i'm moving next month. any help is greatly appreciated. thank you

[xylocopamicans]

help two trans gfs get through may!!

also it's my birthday monthhhh

hiii i'm asking again for help this month to get my gf out of debt and to help me get by (and maybe have a more fun bday month??)

my gf's p4yp4l is /wheezyhutjr

we're aiming for $45 this month!

and my amazon wishlist for necessities is here https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1FUWB53TZOS46?ref_=wl_share

the most helpful items would be the food, hay, & guinea pig pellets. any of the gift cards would also be very appreciated.

and if you feel like getting me a gift, my wl for fun stuff is here https://www.amazon.ca/gp/registry/wishlist/2T3LKDG6UMO9V/ref=cm_wl_huc_view

thank you so much for your ongoing support!! please do not tag this post

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Help a Black Lesbian with a few necessities!

I have been trying not to ask for help but i really need menstrual products, N95 masks and help replacing my only pair of pants my puppy ripped. I need between $50 and $80 depending where i can find plus size jeans that fit. If youre able consider sharing and supporting, I appreciate it.

CA: $sleepyhen

VN: wildwotko

Dm 4 Pyapal

[xylocopamicans]

Help a Trans Lesbian get through the work week!

05/09/2024

I'm going to be stranded at work today! I really need help getting home today and to work until I get paid again. It's $20-$25 A DAY just for me to get to work. Even with skipping meals I don't have enough to get to work. If you're able pls help me out.

$100 goal

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VN: wildwotko

DM 4 Paypal