xuazboi

[xuazboi]

That felt like a personal attack

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma #tmagp #tmp #tmagp 17 #the magnus protocol 17

[xuazboi]

Mr Jonny Sims sir, who is Rosie named after? Because I try to google her last name and all it shows up is house of leaves

Look, man, cards on the table, I don't remember what surname I gave Rosie. The wiki says Zampano, so I guess, yeah, I gave her the name of the fictional writer in House of Leaves.

[xuazboi]

my favorite thing about tma/tmagp is its great diversity. tma was filled to the brim with sopping wet cat men. pathetic failure men. but not a ton of sopping wet cat women.

thankfully the magnus protocol has fixed this by being absolutely full of sopping wet beautiful pathetic cats of women.

this is the kind of diverse representation we need.

[xuazboi]

More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

[xuazboi]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[xuazboi]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[xuazboi]

we need to get Alex J. Newall to go to schools talk about drugs and alcohol, because after 13th episode, i'm never gonna even look in the direction of lotteries or other forms of gambling

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmp #horror #i was literally considering buying a lottery ticket just today #guess i'm gonna stay broke thank you very much

[xuazboi]

OMGOMGOMGOMG IT'S SO COOL

WIPs from a silly little animation I’m working onnn mainly sharing these so I can have some actual incentive to finish it <333

[xuazboi]

PSA: Don't use Open Office

I keep seeing people recommending Open Office as an alternative to Word, and uh... look, it is, technically, an open source alternative to Word. And it can do a lot of what Word can, genuinely! But it is also an abandoned project that hasn't been updated in nine years, and there's an active fork of it which is still receiving updates, and that fork is called LibreOffice, and it's fantastic.

Seriously, if you think that your choices are either "grit your teeth and pay Microsoft for a subscription" or "support free software but have a kind of subpar office suite experience", I guarantee that it's because you're working with outdated information, or outdated software. Most people I know who have used the latest version of LibreOffice prefer it to Word. I even know a handful of people who prefer it to Scrivener.

Open Office was the original project, and so it has the most name recognition, and as far as I can tell, that's really the only reason people are still recommending it. It's kind of like if people were saying "hey, the iPhone 14 isn't your only smart phone option!" but then were only ever recommending the Samsung Galaxy S5 as an alternative. LibreOffice is literally a version of the same exact program as Open Office that's just newer and better – please don't get locked into using a worse tool just because the updated version of the program has a different name!

[xuazboi]

The tags are completely unhinged

sometimes we have to pause and ask ourselves: whats stopping us from drinking hot water. for those days when you dont want tea, but need water, but normal water is too cold. i vote we push for hot water drinking

[xuazboi]

sometimes we have to pause and ask ourselves: whats stopping us from drinking hot water. for those days when you dont want tea, but need water, but normal water is too cold. i vote we push for hot water drinking

[xuazboi]

We're yet to talk about it (they've got like 10 more minutes of an episode), but I love the fact that he had to put away a phone due to awkwardness of Sam and Colin's conversation about Germany ndhskfhdk

I give my brother extra classes in English and today I made him listen to tmagp under an excuse of listening exercises

#the magnus protocol #tmagp

[xuazboi]

I give my brother extra classes in English and today I made him listen to tmagp under an excuse of listening exercises

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tma

[xuazboi]

right. im gonna have a look in that tomb over there, and i better not find any bloody- ah fuck. he's gone. one of you lot left the bloody tomb unlocked and now he's risen again. brilliant. just marvelous. im surrounded by baboons. <- gordon ramsay upon discovering that christ our lord has risen again

[xuazboi]

i have a tmagp theory i haven’t seen discussed yet about celia but i dunno that i wanna post about it just in case i’m delusional

#share your thoughts op

[xuazboi]

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[xuazboi]

My husband has gone off to war (tmagp is taking a break), I know not when he returns (April 11th).