“The key word in that statement was try. Yeah if someone doesn’t like the classics i’m forced to judge them.”
“I mean I’ll try not to judge the person who says Ouija was a good movie, but the ratings say otherwise. Everyone loves the classics.”
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Text✉️➡️: Kade
Kade: FIIIIINE.
Kade: >:/
Sage: there we go.
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“I’m pretty sure they’re both endangered so that’s probably not the best idea. Do you eat random animals frequently?”
“Bring me twenty of each.”
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Perhaps you’re just not looking hard enough.
Why is it always so impossible to find something to eat around here?
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Text✉️➡️: Kade
Kade: I'm texting you. You're welcome.
Kade: Alright, what type of entertainment. I have to decide what's worthy to leave my bed for.
Sage: Wow, such entertainment
Sage: What is my face not good enough anymore?
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“You wouldn’t want that, it’d be really embarrassing if you were to lose.” Sage replied with a smirk. She was thankful that the shorter girl was around to be her roommate, the two of them got along pretty well and a lot of other people got on Sage’s nerves quite quickly, Kat was the exception to those people. “A lot of things sound like they’d be funner, sticking pins in my eyes for one. That movie and the shitty BDSM go against all my morals and you still want me to watch it?”
Kat stuck her tongue out at her playfully. “Fight me bitch.” She had to admire their friendship. Not many people understood her sense of humor, nor did they stick around to find out. She owed a lot to Sage, if it weren’t for her, Kat’s transition to America would’ve been a lot harder. “Oh c’mon! We can watch it for laughs, make fun of Mr. Grey’s flat pasty ass and the fact that he looks like a fetus. It’ll be fun.”
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Text✉️➡️: Kade
Kade: But why?
Sage: you're supposed to be providing entertainment
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“Of course. I wouldn’t try to make you comfortable with false information, Nik.”
“Have you done it to someone else before?”
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“Maybe it’s more about the build up, they just want to tease you to crush your dreams. If they want to make good money they’d have someone push him off the stage, we’ll have to wait and see what happens though.”
“His body not so magic either. Even my brother is more ripped than Hollywood actor Channing Tatum. I wait entire movie and he does not fall off stage either. Big disappointment. Maybe in sequel, yes?”
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Sage: it’s probably better not to try
Sage: doesn’t seem as satisfying
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Taylor: apparreeently
Taylor: ive nvr triedddd
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“Oh shut up.” Sage playfully responded back to her friend. She knew that Kat had a sweet side deep down, but that was only because she had spent the last few years with her. “No.” The brunette responded simply. “There’s no way in hell that you could actually get me to sit down and watch that.”
“You and I both know I don’t do nice.” Kat smirked up at the girl. After knowing each other these past couple of years, Kat figured she’d know this by now. “Oh I plan on it. How about I finally force you to watch the train wreck that was 50 Shades of Grey?”
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Kade: That's really far away...
Sage: Movement. Do it.
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“Are you? Feel like sharing another one then?”
“What can I say, I’m a man of many hidden talents.”
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“Yeah a lot of things are better than Ouija, that list would be endless. That one would work, the classics are always entertaining.”
“It’d probably be a better movie than whatever the hell Ouija was, honestly. I might as well just go watch American Psycho because why not.
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That train wreck would be the one. Who ever came up with it really needs to rethink their career choices because i’m certain they need a new one.
You’re talking about that movie Unfriended, right? Not even worth bringing up, who even came up with that as a ‘horror’ movie?
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“Well they’re animals, so I’m guessing that you could if you really wanted to.”
“What is koala and kangaroo? Can I eat it?”
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Text✉️➡️: Kade
Kade: Entertainment. I can do entertainment. It's my specialty. Alright, where are you?
Sage: Good.
Sage: I'm in my apartment.
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