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//Hey!! Just a note: I sent in for a hiatus for Klavier and Phoenix, just until life calms down and I can get their muses back. I definitely still want to write my law boys, but I need a break to get caught up and focus on the others with how crazy everything’s been.

#{{reblogging this here too!!}} #{{i'll be back soon just gotta. destress}} #{OOC}

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“Absolutely agreed.”

     “ Ketchup is a fruit smoothie, change my mind. “

#{{he just. has to weigh in on stuff like this i am so sorry #{ic} #hopeled

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What about poison

“A beverage is a liquid that’s intended for consumption, so... poison isn’t really supposed to be consumed.”

Huh. He could go either way on this one.

“...I mean, I’ve consumed it, but that’s a whole other story.”

#{{this man is a moron and a brilliant lawyer all in one #asks #Anonymous

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“Soup is a beverage, and so is water!”

#{{full of bad takes today #{ic} #{dash commentary}

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In some traditions, you drink tea from a small bowl, so you might be Wright.

“See, that’s what I’m trying to say! You can drink from a bowl, therefore, how is it so different from a cup?”

“What can I say? I’m always Wright.”

#{{ANON DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!! #{{save}} #Anonymous #asks

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portalgunning‌:

[ So you treat a cup the same as a bowl? You drink something, say coffee, from a bowl? No, I think we should call soup in cups something different, as by your logic they ARE different. ]

She pauses to smirk, eyebrows raising. Your move spiky hair.

[ While you can call certain things ingredients, the truth is, I don’t think you should qualify things that are drank / ate out of ingredients. But the item the food was made in the probability for what we call it. In both cases, soup would be called soup as it was cooked in a pot. Even if I drank from a cup and you ate from a bowl. ]

“Theoretically, you could drink coffee from a bowl. They’re both the same shape, at what point does a bowl become small enough to be considered a cup?”

He’s bullshitting at this point, but that’s what he does best, right?

“...and who’s to say the pot isn’t an ingredient?”

#{{this is so chaotic. i love it- #portalgunning #{ic}

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hopeled‌:

    “ That’s not– those aren’t ingredients, those are classified as dishware! A bowl is not a vital ingredient when it comes to making soup. “

“Oh, it’s not vital? Then what are you going to do, pour the soup right in the microwave? On the table? How are you going to eat it without dishware?”

#{{NICK PLEASE STOP #hopeled #{ic}

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portalgunning‌:

[ But it’s not a bowl. Does that mean it’s not soup then? Because you said soup has to have a bowl, does it become something else? ]

(crap. I did say that.)

“I mean... a cup could be a kind of bowl if you think about it?”

#{{CHELL oh my god #{{he adds another layer of ridiculous to this argument. #portalgunning #{ic}

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hopeled‌:

     “ Name one ingredient you don’t eat! And yes you can– you can eat soup in a cup or a deep plate or just say to hell with it and eat it from the pot itself! “

“That’s easy! Bowl. Also cup, plate, and pot are all ingredients you don’t eat.”

#{{doing great you two-- #hopeled #{ic}

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flynni‌:

“What- no! That’s not how it works! Ingredients are what you eat. Cooking utensils are what you use to make and eat– it’s not the same!”

“There are ingredients you don’t eat! It’s the same! An ingredient is defined as a food or substance used to make a dish. Bowl is a substance, therefore it’s an ingredient.”

#{{i'm so sorry eugene he's just on his bullshit #{ic} #flynni

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portalgunning‌:

She pauses before giving him a few gestures.

[ What about soup in a cup? ]

“....then cup is an ingredient.”

#{{i'm. so sorry for him. #portalgunning #{ic}

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hosttrick‌:

“Here’s unconstructive criticism: what is it like to lose Comic Sans privilege on your work computers again, moron?”

“C’mon, not again!! I need that! How else am I supposed to make wedding invitations for when Miles and I renew our vows??”

#{{nick voice: HOW DO U KEEP DOING THIS #{ic} #hosttrick

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hopeled‌:

    “ In WHAT universe?! The bowl is the dish used for the ingredients it is not an ingredient itself! You can’t eat the bowl and it has no flavor to add to the soup to begin with! “

“There are ingredients you don’t eat! And it’s not like you can eat the soup without the bowl-- it’s an essential ingredient!”

#{{i am so sorry for him--- #hopeled #{ic}

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flynni‌:

“That’s not how it works– That’s not how any of it works!”

“Oh yeah? Well, you need the bowl to make the soup, right? Ergo, it’s an ingredient.”

#{{i'm sorry eugene this man is an idiot #flynni #{ic}

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“The bowl is an ingredient when you’re making soup! I will not accept constructive criticism on this statement.”

#isola mini #{{microwing food is the same as cooking it. discuss #{ic}

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@lastritesprosecution​

“Nahyuta?” Phoenix is hesitant-- the last time they saw him like this hadn’t ended well. But he can’t just leave them alone out here, not when the world is falling down around them.

He’d been out looking for the whole family; Athena and Miles are at home, Klavier’s who knows where, but luckily Nahyuta wasn’t too hard to track down. He wonders what all’s happened for them since this whole mess started.

“Are you hurt at all? I have a healing spell if you need it.”

#lastritesprosecution #{{nick take the eyepatch off. please #{ic} #event: security breach part 2 #event: security breach

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@hjoenk​ (Security Breach P1)

Oh, of course.

Of course, in the middle of a crisis, the only other employee at the agency would be the goose. It’s not like he’d been trying to find his friends, and with the fog rolling in he’s practically trapped here. Between the apocalypse happening outside and the goose... he honestly can’t choose which he’d rather deal with.

“Listen, I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but can we call a truce? Please? Can we try not to destroy the agency right now?”

(...and leave my sanity intact...)

#{{nick talking to a goose: i'm doing fine. #hjoenk #goose 01 #{ic} #event: security breach #event: security breach part 1