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in a bad place right now

#insert depressed balfony dude here #(im jn a. bad place mentally and also not jn entland but. tbe vibes are tbere) #sighs

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congratulations! you're the 1001 OVER employee to have a near death experience and you won ✨ A BRAND NEW BAZOOKA!! ✨

oh FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKIN NEEWS

#..wdym 1001. are yall. #uh #how many fucking brears are tehere around here? #like #ONE THOUISEADNN D AND ONE?? #gorddam #yall should actuallt listen to hunterf or once #unlike me. totally innocent and absikved of any crimes in that particular sector #(was too busy starinf at that mans tits to pay attenton) #dont at me. youd do the same #mayb ethats why theres 10001 near death cases or smtj #anhywayz thank youuuuu im sure ill find a use fort htis somwwhere. blowig up annoying ex husnands and so dforth #... #before anyone gets mt ass abt this. #i KNOWWW theres other ways to die here. #but lehallt. you see. legally i do npot. know. of those ways. #becaise the mpst pertinent way tp get mirdered here is to bresk the rules #and i. as a god fearinf rule respecting brown nosed ass kisser of a man. woould never. even think of doing thay. ofc ;)

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im glad to.see at least SOME people around dhere have sesne. thank u. absolutely correct.

#fuck that richard dudd indeed #im ignowing him as wr speak #fuck that guy!! #kgotta say. what everine here is on is smtm SOMUCH stranger than anyathing ive actually elaborated on yet #bbbygirl weve not even got.to the pig or the canibalism or uh #thw myrder #ot thensubstance abuse #it gets worse we aint even NEAR the tip.of th iceberh

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"...nah. I respect you too much to put you through that kind of pain. It doesn't matter what he said to me. He's dead, Cas. You just have to live with that now. Move on, forget what could've been."

move on? have you ever MET me? frankly, that's a brave statement coming from you.

#what did i just say. about the whole #'you don't get to pretend you care about anything other than being an asshole' #buisness? #besides. #it's very easy to say it doesn't matter when you've got your boney ass perched right on a time machine. #'live with that! move on!' well until i rip that computer from your cold dead fingers it's not like i have much of a choice in the matter #i still. want. to know. #it matters very very deeply to me. #and if it doesn't to you then there should be no issue with telling me should there? #i'd be willing to trade for it but i've got practically nothing to offer

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"You really should've gone with Carl, Cas. At least he truly loved you. This Richard guy? Sounds like he just used you for his own amusement and to boost his ego, seeing how long you could stay with him before you ran tearfully out of the marriage. I mean, it worked. You stayed with him long enough to miss the chance of ever having something real with Carl. It must've hurt him, really. Carl, I mean. To see you settle for less than you deserved when he was so willing to love you with all he had.

...you know, I actually saw him before he died. He came over to my place before he got into that accident. But no point in talking about it here, I don't want to reopen old wounds."

talk. now.

#don't take that with me. #reopening old wounds is all you DO. #that and creating new ones. #they're the only things you really care about anymore and you don't get to pretend they're not. #so cut the crap and get to it already.

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Ohhhh my god is that the REAAAL cas/!?!?!?!?! I'm your biggest fan you dont even know

the one ansd only!!!!!! imean i. presume.

i sure am CALLED cas and im preeeeeettyyyyyyyyyyyyy sure im real but i dojt commonly have? fans? so maybe uve got the wrong blog. who knows!

preesh tho. if u are looking for me. love that. im now ur biggest fan u dont even knowwww dude

#shittymoviedetails voicd this is a subtle nod to the fact idk u i guess???? #well u found me.so either way congrats

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"Really your fault for getting attached to "Carl". Richard should've been enough for you. And you really did ruin the marriage, so you only have yourself to blame. YTA."

carl CAME.FUCKIN FIRST DUDE. carls the #1. rlly i shld have been satified with carl THAT was my issue

kids if ur readkny this get happy with ur dating life FAST and dont go chasign relationships w massive losers wbo spend every second wednesday shaving their head in ur shared bathroom and then NEVER FUCKING CLEANIN IT UP bc much like ur hair our marriage woudve been going down the drain no matter whatt. so. STFU.

#THANK U RICHARD. verh helpful. #robert grove voice diiiiicckkkkkkkkkkkk #ur not.gonna get that. are u. #HAH

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make a gender neutral aita post, cas

ur wish js my command dudde

AM I (m?????? youre not getting my age what are you a cop) the asshole for leaving my husband (???? like 33 or smth hell if i can remember) bc he was entirely unhelpful abt matters regarding my boyfriend (im not even going to elaborate on either age or gender here WHY is this relevant riddle me that)

okso to preface this. the matters WERE death. likeeee. he died. that was the problem. dead boyfriend.

so. be me or whatever. leave home. meet a dude. lets call this guy uhhhh carl or something. have a crush on him (and be p sure hes got a crush on you too) so you start like mock dating. but its never that serious. meet dude number two. well call this one uh. richard. get a lot more involved with richard. marry richard. swear ur. undying fealty or whatever to him. the full extent.

important note 2: richard is like SUPER DEFINITELY a murderer. you did not investigate this at the time you juts thought he was cool and quirky and evil or smth but like he TOTALLY kills people. like. if you were to draw a cartoon murderer thats this dude. got that too?

so carl (who ur still dating btw) hates richard bc hes like 'ok that guy definitely kills people hes definitely a criminal what the fuck why would u marry him. and also wdym our relationship isnt that serious'

and richard who ur still married to is not the GREATESTTT fan of carl bc like. obvious reasons i mean.

but ur like guys shut up i can handle this

okay be me again. keep being me. continue. alr. realise youve married like the THE WORST DUDE EVER.

and then u fail to handle it totally. i MEANNN no i didn't. orr well you didn't. what the fuckass tense are we in rn.

and i dont mean the mruder. that too! but. likeeee. you got into this super fast uve never seen him mad yet or any of those other checks and now ur living in a HOUSE with this dhde

his dish managment is HORRIBLE hes superrrr patronisign (i am younger than him ill give u that much) hes got this habit of being smug abt evry fucjin thing and your always a lilllll bit worried the cops or smth are gknna show up at the door lookin for him

and its slowly becomign less and less uhhhh. hunky dory. if u will.

but ur copin. badly but ur coping.

and EEVEY time u try to bring up an issue he just pretends its not a problem or it doesnt exist or smt

ok.

and thn u wake up to the news ur boyfrienf carl (remember him?) has died .

stupdi accident he didnt need to get involved into. u probably could have talked him out of dying inthe first place kind of 'he didnt need to get involved in' situation. wasnt like. cancer.

so.

bring this up to ur husband over breakfast.

hes actually super understanding and really nice and you work through all of NO OFFUCKING COURSEHES NOT. HAVE U MET THIS MAN.

HES AN ARSE ABT JT. HES MET CARL LIKE AMYBE ONCE AND HES ALREADY ACTUNG LIKE HE KNOWS BETTERT HAN YOU ON THSI SUBJECT

grit ur teeth and bear it mostly bc u knw arguing is NOTTT gonan work. continue ur day as per usual trying to act like your FUCKIGN BOYFRIENF hasnt just DIED

proceed to actually get too sick of it and walk out on him without a word. astounding.

and hes all like 'oh this is ur fault oooh ur ruinign this marriage' and its like shut the FUCK up dude

ur husband then proceeds to absolutely spam u with calls and stuff and eventually u answer

then he makes u kill a bunch of people but were not getting onto that

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would love to make an aita post. ddont know the gender of anyone involved .

truly a crisis of the mofern day

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person who gets top surgery to remove their breasts and then immediately takes as much estrogen as possible to see if they will grow back

#iwould do this. four tits. for the price of one #two??? i guess???? whayeverrrr

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#ive been informed this js how the hip kidz of today communicate things #point is.finally know what a bilberry is 👍 #hooray!!!! #theyyyy uhhhhhhh taste real bitter and then gave me the squits but hey #cant win em all #decideslt NOT blueberries. what was upm with that one google. #anway dear diary life here is sooooooo fuckiinngnngnggggg boriiiijng #yeah im foing like four illegal things at once. okay. that dont spice it up much. how can i be in vonstant terror and also SO BORED??? #syay tuned. more at four on thay one ig. #jeez at this rate im gonna have to acruallt start doing all of these tbinsg the gamerunners are telling me to lol imagine

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a nightmare abt bears. call that a nightbear.

#imso funny guys <- just had a nightbear #nope. now it sounds like a sex thing.

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"I'm not going to bury you. When you finally do die, I'll cremate your ashes and put them in an urn on top my shelf."

whn i fianlly do die????boyoh boy have i good news abt: yesterday

#idc im allowed to b bittera btbrhat actually #fuckoff. #i stillw ant a fivocrve #there was anpoint in that in which the bear bit off my fucking left ahand and I actually felt GLADabt it would u believe??????

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hey cas :) how do you feel about the fact that when you die, you're going to be buried with rex's name?

notbt too bad considering ik now words uhhhhh 11-18 of that are facrually inaccurate to begin with lmao

if rexn wants em to get buried with his name.on it then mayyyyyybe he shouldnt have let me die alone in a field to begin wirh, huh?

#iMEANNNNNN if he want sto sit through the whole proces himself #wannanpay for it? and sit thru the funeral? and putnflowers on theb grave now and again??? THEN u can carve your surname into the damn thin #babe #otherwkise u dont gey the right to do it #or. sheug. go for it idc im a corpse in this svenario #whatsverrrr

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