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woody-98 · 6 months
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You are doing it RIGHT
I’ve been picking my little sister up from school recently and don’t 100% know how to talk to a 13 year old. So far I have:
1. Ranted about the development of the vampire diaries and the differences between the books and tv show
2. Sung most of the Hamilton sound track with her
3. Played her the first few episodes of the Magnus archives
4. Played her 3 of the mechanisms albums
We also got coffee bc I’m not afraid to bribe her for love
I’m excited for the future
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woody-98 · 8 months
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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
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woody-98 · 9 months
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lately i've been dressing for revenge
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woody-98 · 9 months
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There goes the cutest woman this town has ever seen.
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woody-98 · 10 months
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A couple of days ago a friend I genuinely like just asked me if I wanted him to fuck me and it was 2 am while we were taking a cross country train ride. And I was standing there bamboozled because his reasoning was that I was too affectionate towards him and everyone else noticed
And like I'm not ace, and I was attracted to him for a while there but never did I ever feel so turned off by someone so fast. I still like him as a friend but what he said and his reasoning SHOCKED ME
I wish I could go make some friends, however it's seems like most people always assume that I'm showing interest. I don't want to make out, or whatever, with you or anyone else. I just want to talk.
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woody-98 · 10 months
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how do you make friends on this app? like can i just message someone and be like “yo you have the same interests as me, we are now fused”
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woody-98 · 11 months
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In today's episode of I want to fuck my work bestie:
Do I want to strangle him or do I want to climb onto his lab and make out with him and then ride him until his brain goes numb
Ugh I hate that I'm attracted to men
The problem is I don't want to date him
I just want to fuck him
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woody-98 · 11 months
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Being so ridiculously sexually attracted to someone and wanting them to just slam you against the wall and fuck you but also knowing full well you do not actually want any romantic involvement or feelings for them is such a nightmare when that someone is one of your closest friends
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woody-98 · 1 year
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Trick and Treat~ 🦇👻💕
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Oh, to be immortal and in love~
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woody-98 · 1 year
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The accuracy of this is too much for me
Regulus is jade from victorius, James is beck
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woody-98 · 1 year
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Tumblr Code.
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woody-98 · 1 year
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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
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woody-98 · 1 year
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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
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woody-98 · 1 year
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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
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woody-98 · 1 year
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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
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woody-98 · 1 year
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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
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woody-98 · 1 year
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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
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