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#you remind me of somebody i failed is so good #boss and attack dog is also great cause its hot af but

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looking for wizards to follow! if you have the words wizard, mage, orb, warlock, etc. in your username or are particularly susceptible to evil curses and hexes then please like/reblog this post! <]:•}

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my wizard name is astoril and i'm 336 years old. i specialize in alchemy as well as restoration magic and summoning. my greatest weakness is fire magic as a) i am deathly afraid of it and b) it burns my plants and it makes potions smell and taste absolutely horrid. my last position in terms of wizardry was living out in a bog and learning the magicks of the area. i was previously in an apprenticeship with a nice wizard but unfortunately he passed. i hope you consider me. good day!

how many degrees total have you turned in your current life?

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My wizarding name is unknown to me, and thats a wizarding goal of mine ward or apprentice or any sort of title will do!). My wizarding age is 222. My most recent position regarding Wizardry is currently ongoing, as I roleplay and transcribe many adventures of different magical folks in Dungeons and Dragons (handy in-the-field practice!) as well as a lifetime of study. while i dont know why you only have little over two years to live, I hope to help you find the cause and figure out a cure!

I am getting a vibe from you, and it's the vibe of someone who is not into bending spoons. Good day.

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Need Advice

I am looking into adopting a dragon soon. Does anyone have advice for a first time dragon owner? How do I know if a particular dragon is right for me, or if I'm right for it? How do you avoid getting scammed?

#dragon #wizard

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Wizard Name: Lizard Wizard, Wizard Age: 4.6 years, Wizardly Area of Study: Wizardly transporation. Questions 3. I have not held any wizardly positions. In each life I die shortly after starting my wizarding, hence my young wizard age. 7. I do not know why you only have 27 months to live. I will do whatever I can to help you? I have had a wizard mentor before. Her name is The Mighty Marge. We both died 2 weeks into my apprenticeship with her and I have not found her since that lifetime.

Disgusting little man. I know who you are and I know what you’ve done. I will not have you as my apprentice.

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Name: Dingus | Age: 665 | Area of Study: Cry typing | What do you hope to learn from this apprenticeship?: I wish to learn how to strengthen my ability to cry type | Do you know why I only have 27 months to live? Can you help me?: Old age. Go take a dip in the fountain of youth. If that doesn't work, then turn yourself off and back on again | My last mentor went by the name of Sick Nasty. I discontinued my apprenticeship because honestly, he wasn't that professional

I am not familiar with “Cry typing” unfortunately, so I can’t help you with that. I am not old yet. This body is only 53. The fountain of youth cannot save me. 

I’m familiar with this “Sick Nasty”. His name suits him, as he is both a very sick and very nasty man.

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wizard name: reymowl | wizard age: 580 | favourite ice cream flavour: cookies and cream because i love oreos | would i die for you: yes because i want to die please hire me

Thank you. Your application has been sent in for review by my screening team. Your acceptance status will be posted on this blog within a few days.

Cookies and cream ice cream is among the wizardliest of ice creams. Excellent choice. Wanting to die is a pretty big problem for wizards. There are some fields of wizardry where wanting to die is a boon, however I do not study those particular fields. You may want to consider looking around for other wizards seeking apprentices.

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Hello yes I like magic and I would like to be a wizard

Please submit a formal application using the recently updated guidelines.

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I played wizard 101 once i basically know what imdoing

Wizard 101 is an insult to the wizardly community. Get out of my house.

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Hi yes I would like to learn your ways oh great wizard. I would like to become more versed in the ways of magic.

Please submit a formal application following the recently updated guidelines.

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Strengths: Can rap the whole DK rap from memory Weaknesses: Osteoporosis

Memorizing large amounts of text is a valuable skill for a wizard. Osteoporosis is not an issue in wizardry. You don’t need bones. Please submit another application using the newly updated guidelines.

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I have received several wizardly applications, however, most do not allow me to gauge the applicant’s wizardly potential. To address this, I shall be adding a formal application rubric shortly.

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please submit a formal application

Wizard Seeking Apprentices URGENT

I am a wizard seeking wizard apprentices. I have 27 months to live and am desperate to pass on my knowledge. If you believe you can learn my wizardly ways, apply within.

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Wizard Seeking Apprentices URGENT

I am a wizard seeking wizard apprentices. I have 27 months to live and am desperate to pass on my knowledge. If you believe you can learn my wizardly ways, apply within.