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Comic of this here.

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Wizard business as usual?

No… Wizard business as unusual

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https://libraryofbabel.info/book.cgi

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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#new familiar

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> be me

> at the wizard convention

> walk onstage

> the crowd is silent

> i open my mouth

> "baja penis blast"

> thunderous applause

#hashtag just wizard things #wizardblogging #wizardblr

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jesus fucking christ

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Lost five followers to the goop 😔

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Done

In Unrelated News, The Orb

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AYE

i move that the spell

terminate terfs

be legalized

it kills all terfs within a 500 meter vicinity of the caster and transmutates their corpses into gold coins

All in favor say Aye

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Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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Sounds rough man :(

after i warded my blog against pornbots tumblr started sending them directly to my tower. i am besieged on all sides by these bitches. they’re being delivered by amazon drone

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🫣👀🔍

#alignment power gratitude