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Why is this on the H/azbin wiki page I need to stop thinking about this

#forced to deal with together #H U H #my brain just instaly went to #contagion #interesting

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i just wanna read about a character sniffling as another character strokes their hair and makes sympathetic comments about their cold

#eyebrows eyebrows #may or may not have been inspired by some of the fics going around lately #this is always such a sweet mental image ahh #sicknario #colds #sniffling

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Be me trying to write one of my normie porn fics and then get an idea for another fluff + porn fic so I jot it down. And then I realize I can make this so much better by giving a character a cold ontop of everything else.

Oh yes.

Here we go.

Suffering babyyyyyy

#screeching at myself #finish your damn wips you pos #went from writing a/da/m and lu/te porn to writing lu/ci and lil//ith cold fluff and eventual cold fucking. wtf is wrong with me #nobody is allowed to judge me for liking ad/am okay. he's basically archer but even worse and archer is hot af. #I'm in the vice grips of my a/da/m era and then lu/cif/er with a cold smacked me in the back of the head with a shovel and now I'm dying

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no rizz just a visibly reddened, twitchy, runny nose and nostrils that flare with his every breath

#screaming #HOT!!!! #the temptation to just poke the tip of that nose and send it careening over the edge #snz

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Don't know who, what, when, where, or why but I want them to be beaten up and on the brink of death when they finally bond

Bc Lucifer can help Alastor learn that it's ok to lose without being a BITCH about it

Anyways yuh :)

#beat them up #al is such a huge fucking sore loser #really gives A LOT more credit to when vox called him a coward #he kinda is #like bro even adam punched above his weight class #no jk i luv you al but srsly. ur such a sore loser XD #i think its really telling that al pretends to be so much more powerful than he is. he is powerful no doubt #but among other strong demons he seems to be just mid. and he hates that #mans hates being seen as weak or not being the center of attention #haz/ho #also lucifer is very hot and i was lowkey very sad he was not roughed up more in the finale

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Something about sneezing that's especially hot to me is just how like....you genuinely cannot control it. I can make myself cough. I can make myself yawn. Lots of "automatic" bodily things can be controlled to some degree. But sneezing? Sure you can "make" yourself sneeze but what it really means is that you can tip yourself over the edge. But once it's happening? There's no stopping or controlling it. It's going to happen however it wants. You can try, but even stifling still results in that little explosion. Whether it's allergies or being sick, when someone's nose decides it's time to sneeze, they're no longer calling the shots, their nose is. And that's just 🥵🥵🥵

#yes the loss of control is part of whats very very alluring about it #no one can stop or fully control the whims of their nose #and its placed right smack dab in the middle of your face #you can't hide it #top tier #snz

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Welcome to the Happy Sneezetel, hope Charlie didn't burn your eyebrows before.

Maybe I will do more of her... >:)

#i knew you'd do charlie #she's so precious i fucking love her #char/lie #her little black nose is the cutest #haz/ho

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💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢

#love the way the feedback looks in the text #he would absolutely sound like hes blowing out a mic or get a lot of static #or more staticy as a fit progresses #haz/ho #classic deer tumblr sexyman

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I love how everyone in the snz community has exploded with excitement for hazbin hotel and then I’m just over here like “pffft amateurs, I’ve been doing that from the start”

#lol this has been my reaction #i strolled back onto my snz blog and people are onto haz/bin now? like only just now? and not the past 4-5 years? lol #but this is indeed... troubling for my horn #already writing erotica for my faves and now i have to keep unpackaging shit. ah man #@ prev tag. fr me too i dug back in my notes app and found a horny alastor wip from 20 fucking 19. like damn. #its nice to be back in an old fandom again thats reactivated itself #will i actually produce content here? who knows. i seem to like characters most people don't #haz/ho #most likely answer no as i have terminal never finishes anything disease. my mountain of wips weeps. #i have so many things to finish 😒

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snz fic writers: TW MESS AND CONTAGION

me: 🦋😍🥵✨💖😽💟💞💞🦋😴🥵🥵💟😍😽😮‍💨💕🥰🥵💗🥵🥵🦋❤️💖🥵😮‍💨💖🦋🦋

#yaassssss

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Good morning Internet, today I am obsessed with men taking a long drag off their cigarette, then pausing for a moment with it frozen between their two trembling fingers before they sneeze once, twice, then resume smoking like nothing happened.

#i feel I've reblogged this before #but it is still unbelievably fucking hot #hhh #love the aesthetic of cigarettes #don't start smoking fr tho its not great for you #prosci #its him. its him so much. i need visuals to this carnally hh #ideas to possibly commission hmhmhmmm

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So finally watched JJK and the first episode of S2 (I also saw the movie but way beforehand) and uh

H u H

(tag ramblin)

#okay so i totally see now why people simp for gojo #but im gonna be real real and real cringe rn but im gonna admit i thought the volcano demon was kind of attractive #im d y i n g that when he first fought gojo i was like okay hold up... 👉👈 but why is he kinda hot 😰😰 #the monsterfucker in me just jumped out OTL #gojo is pretty attractive dont get me wrong. i see it. i get it. geto can also get it but i still feel hes kinda creepy looking in s1. #rewind a little to like after s2 but slightly before the movie idk. #and i hate that i was watching this with a friend and i literally could not contain the question of if someone sneezed near gojo would #he be unaffected bc of his powers and vice versa.... unless he purposefully turned it off #also nanami is so freaking good im. weak. the massive thirst and desire to see him be ill during the time hes working an office job #and hella sleep depriving himself and working himself to the bone. like fuck i need him walking in the rain and having a cold #i am a woman with very simple needs and desires fck

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someone with a cold offering a ride but the passenger seat is covered with used tissues. they're apologizing frantically as they clear the tissues away, only for them to accidentally sneeze uncovered all over the seat

#hhwoah #hot #damn hh #this like wow #I've had an oc fic roughly outlines involving the character I sneeze bully where he gets called to help a friend with a flat in winter an #just gonna. maybe. put this in my pocket. yeah. totally < #wowie #mm hits like all the good buttons. love contagion esp when its like. you're in close proximity but its not like they sneezed on you #or smth you think about like. at least if a character doesnt usually think about it or is unbothered #but sneezing all over the seat and then all those tissues on them #passengers feet crunching the tissues under foot as they sit down #contagion #cold #sicknario

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me, managing to write one (1) coherent sentence:

#i hate that this is me #i'm in this photo and i don't like it #but also i swear the universe likes to make me suffer. im on break allegedly but ofc i had to move within 1 week bc i had finals all before #and ofc. no one was around to help me. and then lugging all that shit. it sucked ass. i wanted to write this break and now im just tired #my genius knows no levels. i say to myself as i write ''and then he sneezed.. again' lmao

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TW FINANCIAL STUFF MEDICATION WITHDRAWAL MENTAL HEALTH ETC

https://ko-fi.com/allergihoe

icannot beg/stress this enough please pleaseplease oh my god send anything you can if you can send anything, I need to get in with a clinic and refill my meds asap before I get seriously sick, I've been trying to pull together what I can bcs some of them are not cheap but haven't gotten very far on my own, please god I do not want to be in psych med withdrawal again, thank yyou

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Mild s5 Ag/gr/ets/uko spoilers?

So I was finishing up S5 of Ag/gr/ets/uko and nearing the last few eps I remember thinking "ha/id/a's brother (Ji/ro I think) looks like he needs a cold" around when he mentions being fucking exhausted from campaigning and also bc he's kind of a tool and has a massive stick up his ass, ykno needs some humbling imo.

Then they have him doing his final speech rally thing in the rain out in the open, like come on lol. I was snickering to myself at this point

And tHeN in the last 2 mins of the final episode he sneezes really abruptly and Hai/da says he must've caught a cold from campaigning in the rain. The fucking face I made when that happened like wow netflix just take the ideas out of my brain why don't you. Personally attacked by the ending of this show wow I hate it

#I'm not even a furry but like #ji/ro (ha/id/a's brother) totally deserved a cold from the way he was acting #actively needed to be brought down a peg #so like real cool of them to do that but also wow personally attacked #i dont know how to feel about it lol #im like hm a snz is a snz but also do i really like cartoon hyena that much? mmmnah? #also the fucking running gag of how ha/ida (and later his brother) obnoxiously blows his nose felt like i was being dripping water tortured #end my suffering for real

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So uh I'm on a T/W/D kick atm.

Sick and sneezy D/a/r/y/l needing to be taken care of but not wanting to admit it until Ca/rol makes him rest-

#👀 #i keep being tempted to start the show again (left off mid s4ish) and this isn't helpingggg #daryl is pretty smoking #shit no i left off mids3 whaa damn i thought i was way father damn #very lame of them to have skipped over winter in the show and jump right to june in s3 but wtv I can imagine summer cold #picturing him on one of the watchtowers on a cool early morn thinking hes alone to tend to his cold and sneeze unrestrained #ca/rol finding him sniffling and dabbing at his nose still trying to get through his watch shift even tho hes feeling miserable #outside a direct order from ri/ck she's prob the only one who can make him stop and actually rest. he finds a sense of comfort with her #like he can actually doze off if she's at his side. never would admit how achey and sore he was feeling until she gets him laying down #& he starts muttering as hes falling asleep. mentioning he's felt it coming on a few days but was hoping it'd blow over (fool) & ignored it #fever gets him opening up bit more open too. rambling even as he gets to the sleep induced incoherence. she still stays by his side #falls asleep to ca/rol wiping the sweat from his forehead. her hand in his- both calloused from work- but so comforting nonetheless #I'm going purely off memory here haven't watched the show in 6 years 😬. also sorry if you didn't want somebody going off in the tags #i can delete if you want me too. just got carried away while falling asleep #also cry when you see typos in your tags but tumblr says its too late you can never fix them 😂😅😂