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the thing about the drowsy chaperone that always kills me is that the man in the chair thinks there’s two options to the chaperone’s advice: “live while you can” or “leave while you can.” and he’s cooped up in this lonely apartment and he’s telling us about his divorce, and he shuts everyone out and he tells us later that his dad left him and his mom and he thinks “it’s better to live than to leave” but he doesn’t realize. there’s a third option. “love.” he’s forgotten about love. “love while you can,” except he doesn’t think that’s an option for anyone— especially himself. “it’s better to live than to leave,” maybe, but it’s best to love.

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it is quite frankly baffling to me that pippin isn’t universally regarded to be one of the best musicals of all time... imagine you’re a musical. you’ve got it all: solely bangers on the soundtrack (simple joys! on the right track! extraordinary!). you’ve got identity crises (many). you’ve got sex. you’ve got patricide. you’ve got LAYERS OF PERFORMANCE — the actors are playing actors who are playing the characters and yes of course all of that is important. you’ve got a protagonist who is borderline insufferable for a lot of the show and is almost always being given terrible advice by the other characters. there’s a SING-ALONG portion in most productions! you, as a show, are using and fucking with the medium of theatre to such a degree that by the time the audience reach the finale everything is so tangled that they might not fully understand it and how unsettling it is until they look back and it hits them and they have to sit down for a while. and still nobody else in my life cares about you? ….😔 how come?

#pippin 🔛🔝

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Jinx: You’re kinda my moose Frankie, smiling: It’s “muse” Jinx: I know. I just wanted to see you smile.

#forever plaid #jankie #i love them wtf #relationship goals

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Jinx: Smudge, when’s your birthday? Smudge: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Jinx: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

#forever plaid #okay so smudge is a virgo jinx is an aquarius frankie is a capricorn and sparky is a sagittarius #frankie doesn't believe in zodiac signs #sparky and jinx do #smudge pretends not to believe in them but he secretly does #and sparky constantly bullies jinx because sparky is three months older whereas jinx couldn't care less #<<<<prev tags #so true bff!!!

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Jinx: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration. Smudge: Are you okay? Frankie: Did you actually just ask them that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

#forever plaid #jinx :((

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Rent girlies

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I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.

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Frankie: Why did you put your wooden shoes in the toilet? Sparky: Why do you think I did it? Frankie: I don't know but it's clogg——oh, come on.

#forever plaid

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Sparky: What's two plus two? Jinx: Math. Sparky: …I will accept that answer.

#forever plaid #my favorites

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Frankie: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Sparky: Your life? Frankie: I- well yes, but-

#forever plaid

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Jinx: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Smudge: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

#forever plaid #the way i could actually see this happening between our jinx smudge

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I can’t believe they invented gay people

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Ramshackle Textposts

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Au where Rapunzel cuts her hair as a child ✂️

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Hey, Ramshackle People.

I'd like to humbly ask the members of this budding fandom that, before we grow any bigger, please acknowledge Vinnie too. Please. Pl...please. Don't ignore her, she's an amazing character too and she exists alongside Stone and Skipp as well. SERIOUSLY. Too many female characters are forgotten in favor of the males, especially in two boys, one girl trios. Let's make the Ramshackle fandom different!! Especially for our girl Vinnie!

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I saw some angry tiktokers

They were complaining about ppl shipping the scraps together,, so I drew this so they get more mad ☝️

But honestly this can be seen as platonic or romantic - it's meant to be romantic but idrc

The song in the background!

@zeddyzi