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send asks or some shit im mentally ill to be here

#ok here’s the fucked up and evil new split . i don’t know why she’s here ive never seen her source

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justice for cpr misery reeses puffs girl

i enjoy us not being shunned because headmates act deranged

#maybe she’ll make a blog idk

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for reasons related to her splitting from misery cpr reeses puffs i am not making the new girl a proxy rn 💀

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headmate from media i have not consumed. ok

#watched one too many misery cpr reeses puffs things and split someone 😭 what

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homosexuality :) -emmy

thank god 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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Parrots be like "there's no food in my dish" my brothers in christ you're the one who threw it all on the floor

#MY RINGNECK.

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Don’t hate me but I really believe the world would be a better place if pigeons were the ubiquitous avian pet instead of parrots 👀

#ty for the ID also SO TRUE WITH THE CAPTION OP #saying this as someone who has parrots. stop breeding pet parrots

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if im offline for the next bit it’s because I’m having A Week

#next bit being like. two days. ill pop in but im going to start taking naps about this stuff

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why are we learning vosotros and latinx in this class

#help me

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learned yesterday that my friend’s bird squeaks while she flies and it sounds a bit like a broken wind-up toy. vet says she’s fine she just. does that. absolutely delightful.

i love her

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goign to bed but i am in awe of my girlfriend she is so swell you guys

#i do not trust myself to dm because I need to go to sleep but 💕 is so smart she’s got good opinions and takes on everything she’s so sweet #sends me birds and cats. basically 💜💜💜💜💜

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if you talk to me about my interests i will like you forever

#if i ever even in passing. or even when i don’t bring it up and my lockscreens a bird or something #if I ever bring up parrots at all everyone’s like oh you stupid bird freak and stuff like that so #if you let me talk about things i like i will like be so grateful goodnight

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hi psa: the second someone apologizes for being excited about something, that is the moment you start talking about it with 10x the enthusiasm because 100% guaranteed they have, at some point in their life, been shamed or told shut up or calm down about something that brought them joy and learned to apologize for taking up space and expressing themselves - learned to make themselves smaller- and that’s the absolute worst feeling in the whole world so please, the moment they apologize or say “I’ll shut up now”, you start talking about it for them, hype it up, encourage them to talk your ear off and participate in their excitement. We want their passion, we want their excitement, joy and love. We do not want to be stunted and bitter and angry like the ones who tried to stifle us, we want to foster and nurture the glow in their eyes and the sound of their voice speeding up with exhilaration

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age old question of is it an invasion of privacy to read my headmate’s DMs

#hmm. nah im gonna do it I need to get to the bottom of this

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It’s almost Passover :)

#JSJAKCKKVKAKEKFLCKAKE LMAO

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liking a male character like hes my girlfriend hes my dad he is literally me i could fix him i could make him worse hes a whore hes my best friend hes my sworn enemy i just want to punch him i want to hold his hand i just want to send him to therapy

#tomioka