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Since I guess it was pride month and now it's the last day I feel obligated to share this high concept art piece entitled "Guardians of the Gays". I have an ongoing joke about making outwardly gay pandering versions of marvel movies that would make so much money. so here's this 1

#gotg vol 3 #guardians of the galaxy #kragdu #adam warlock #rocket racoon #drax the destroyer #yondu udonta #kraglin obfonteri

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Just be a fucking man, stop wasting your time, and watch Baywatch with me

Image 1: Cody Madison from Baywatch in a white baywatch polo, sitting with a grey phone in front of him. He is looking up at someone, listening. He is a Caucasian man with a tan, his hair a sandy blonde. His face is stout, his eyes tilted towards sadness, with a dollish look about them, his strong dark blonde brows never too stern. His nose curves outward, and rests on the side of smallness, leading down through his deep cupid's bow into a small mouth with a thick upper lip, and deeply set corners. His chin is pronounced, but leads nicely from his lower set jaw.

Image 2:  Cody Madison from Baywatch in a grey t-shirt in the Baywatch office on the phone. He has a watch on his left wrist. He is thinking deeply about what the person on the phone is saying, his blonde hair bedraggled a bit, but satisfyingly so.

Image 3:  Cody Madison from Baywatch again, this time in a quarter zip key lime green shirt with a small blue logo on it, zipped down. He is looking stupid due to the silver sunglasses sitting atop his head, pushing his short blonde hair up peculiarly. He looks interested in something anyways, the caption on the TV saying " *music symbol* OOOH MY KIND OF WOMAN"

Image 4:  Cody Madison from Baywatch in a blue muscle tank top, smiling distantly at something, his eyes partially unfocused. Atop his head is a white baseball cap with a red embroidered Trojan Condoms logo on it. It reads: "TROJAN *copyright symbol* (now in smaller text) BRAND CONDOMS"

cody madison

#wonka updates #baywatch #cody madison

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adam warlock changing room concept + obligatory bad joke version alt text in replies for those who need or want to hear me describe as the artist

1st image: A digital drawing on golden paper of Adam Warlock (gotg vol 3), mostly undressed, looking down inquisitively and inspecting a Guardians of the Galaxy uniform which he is clutching in his arm. A sleeve hangs down as he handles it, from the otherwise neatly folded garment. He appears to be wearing "The Sovereign" branded lace briefs, from which the only hair on his body beside his head can be assumed from the happy trail and surrounding hair in his lower half. A sloppily drawn half-assed Rocket is speaking at the top of the page, saying: "here, a uniform doofus". An arrow points to Adam, reading: "doesn't know how 2 put on anything his mommy didn't help him with". A random Blurp silently questions in the background. A even more random high evolutionary glances at his creation's choice of undergarment, saying: "They do not".

second image:   The same image as described as above, only now on his "The Sovereign" lace briefs there is, in cursive, embroidered: "The Warlock" pointing directly to his dick/whatever.

#straight women dni #adam warlock #gotg v3 #my art #transmasc adam warlock

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Since a03 sucks and a lot of my work was posted there a couple years ago I decided to post Google Docs links to the ones I’d still like people to have access to. Today’s selection is “if only for their sake”, a c-team ot3 hurt/comfort fic.

this one's really special to me for...reasons ahhh.,..the ol' coping methods at a fucked up time of my life where I was trying to get better. please feel free to comment on it if read:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uE5rE-iurslA2vH66yCrJhN1gmw5zxjxk6Jh6J3TfLg/edit?usp=sharing

#c team ot3 #cteam #ztd #carlos ztd #akane kurashiki #junpei tenmyouji #junepei #carkane #carpei #zero escape #my art #don't tag as yaoi #please respect the artist's wishes

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FAT FETISHISTS LEAVE THIS FUCKING POST okay. now that that's taken care of. I worked really hard on this piece and I'm very happy to be sharing it with everyone. I did this piece for twitter.com/FatPromWeek (Fat Prompto Week) on twitter! very glad for fat prom week cause it pushed me to finally edit these guys. for once the credits aren't gonna be super long cause i did most of the work myself: -made in blender cycles -all texture/sculpt edits by me -all models/characters belong to square enix

this is also now available as a mod also made by me! (only crownsguard fatigues at the moment): https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2791488989

#prompto argentum #fat prompto #ffxv prompto #ffxv noctis #ffxv gladiolus #ffxv ignis #noctis lucis caelum #gladiolus amiticia #ignis scientia #ffxv blender #ffxv #final fantasy xv #blender cycles #my art #no fat fetishists #no fatphobes

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Henry Bolet might just have been Gay Coded...

You know Henry’s girlfriend Summer right (the one trying to use him for his money)? Henry says something like this about Summer “She’s the only girlfriend I’ve ever had-probably ever WILL have.” This statement implies that Henry can’t see himself with any other woman, MEANING this is just a comphet accident. Think back to Mamma Mia. In Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again, we learn that Harry says something MUCH like this about Donna, the only woman he thinks he’ll ever be in love with. Later on in life? He turned out to be gay. Now back to Bolet. Does Henry being a goth guy with painted nails necessarily mean he’s gay? No, not on that piece of evidence alone. But paired with his statement on his dating life, we might be able to infer that Henry has something....going on with him Gay-Wise. 

Signed, the only Gay Guy in the Henry Bolet Tag I could Find

#henry bolet #nd #nancy drew