wilford-warfstache

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Happy birthday, Mr. Warfstache! I hope today is everything you need it to be! I'll think of celebrating you the next time I have a slice of cake! 🥳

WHY THANK YOU! Any cake eaten in celebration is a good cake! (Tho my favorite is funfetti)

#thanks anon #glad to see people still find this blog out in the wild

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happy birthday wilford warfstache! (november 9th, 2012)

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Y-you.......?

A COMPROMISE

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.

Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.

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I am NOT being dramatic!

Based off of this post

:p

[wilford-warfstache]

Is this account dead?..

An interesting question.

The fandom has gotten too big for a little gif maker like me, now. It moves too fast. I am like a weird hermity elf among humans, doomed to repeat the same drama and fights over and over. I went away knowing that there would always be good content in the tag, despite trolls and “cringe blogs” and others. 

I honed my craft in the tag, always wanting to try new things and experiment with what gifs could be capable of. When Mark reblogged me I felt like the happiest youtube fan ever. But I didn’t make content for him, i made it for you, the Markiplites.

Almost everyone has forgotten me now, I suspect. It’s been what.... three years? 

But I was there.... for the fall of shutupnurse. For the rise of Darkiplier. The original theories about the Host. So many people trying to decry Mark over things that he didn’t do. All of it.

But now I hibernate. Moved on, but still proud of my content.

Idk if that answers your question...

#Anonymous

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TOO LATE

-slams open door and attempts to summon Wilford beetlejuice style by repeating/yelling his name over and over-

Light freezes in the middle of another wing stretch, “I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

Dark storms across the room ready to heel kick you out the door. Just before he can reach you a voice sings out through the room, “You’ve reached the summoning machine for Wilford Warfstache, Show Host Extraordinaire. I’m trying to hide another body right now, please leave your number after the wonk. Woooonk~”

Dark glares down at you, his voice a lethal growl, “Leave or be removed.”

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Me

he scream !!!

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I'm beautiful! (as always)

THIS IS THE BADLY DRAWN PHOTOSHOP WILFORD WARFSTACHE OF SOON

Say ‘Candy Man Come’ For him to come closer to visiting us! CAN WE GET 1 MILLION LIKES

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Where the hell is Wilford so I can kick his ass. Bubblegum bitch gonna feel my fist let me tell you

Wilford no.

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I do love you 😘

anyways, i love wilford warfstache n i hope he loves me

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🍿👌

The blog rn

Y'all: 🔫👀 Wilford go kys

Me: 🛡👀 Stay away from my problematic fave.

Wilford: 🍿👌

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sketch of Dark and Warfstache between two draw for work o3o

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warfstache don’t take no shit from nobody | wilford aesthetic

i really love wilford ok

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i misinterpreted what was asked of me… whoops

Warfy in C3  for @sweetapple01

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pink murder babe