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Bitches go follow @harlowthetrashcanpan because I have better taste in women than Oscar did in men

#✌ #pleaseeee she's got seven followers #and i love her so much i kiss her on the lips

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I swear to God if I miss my playwriting class's reenactment of The Importance of Being Earnest because I have fucking covid (probably from living in a hotel for a month) I'm going to cry.

#this is actually a little bit genuine #i don't think they'll let me miss it #see i know im not the center of the world but i am the one presenting TIOBE and directing this whole operation #and being the center of the world and a director are almost the same thing #adventures in playwriting #the importance of being earnest #tiobe #I've had such a wild 24 hours. last night i got cussed out by a drunk lady and the manager here had to pull the tapes #like if you are scared of me walking outside with my dog maybe don't loiter near the back door at 11 o'clock at night #the door is public domain #my dog didn't even touch this lady

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Do you know about Oscar Wilde's pet lobster?

Oh to be Oscar's pet lobster <3

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I want Oscar Wilde for my birthday

#oscar wilde #my birthday is today

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Oh to be Oscar's pet lobster <3

#Oscar Wilde's pet lobster #lobster posting #GOD I SHOULD HAVE GRABBED THAT STENCIL THAT JUST SAID “LOBSTER” WHILE DUMPSTER DIVING THE OTHER DAY #Oscar Wilde

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Oscar babygirl lay off the fur dye it's not good for you

#he had an allergy <3 #Oscar Wilde

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Bottom shaming Lord Alfred Douglas is legal

#this is a joke #don't bottom shame people #that's not very nice to do #lord alfred douglas #bitch boy bosie #bosie

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Babygirl Bosie <3 i hate him but i defend him

#bosie #bitch boy bosie #babygirl Bosie

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My sociology professor was concerned that the student population doesn't have role models and I was there thinking to myself, "I aspire to be like art's greatest sex addicts —Oscar Wilde and Paul McCartney."

And I'm not wrong to be like that.

#Oscar Wilde #Paul McCartney

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So I go to this Christian college. It's not really that Christian except for when it is, then it's just really in your face. But over half the student population is queer, and what do a bunch of gays do on Halloween?

We watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show while the theater kids perform it.

So I walk my happy ass to the theater and I go find the bathroom. And as I walk to find the bathroom I see this huge ass mural of Oscar Wilde just looking at me.

Now it's occurring to me that Oscar would have approved of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Let's take my weird experience on Halloween as a sign from Oscar's ghost saying he approves.

#I'm joking #... or am i? #Oscar Wilde #the rocky horror picture show

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I miss the chaos of the discord server. Let's do that again.

#this makes me think that Oscar would have adored the Rocky horror picture show #frrr #actually i have a story about this

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Constance my girl how did you not know Oscar was dicking down the homies?

#Constance Lloyd #Oscar Wilde #like girliepop were you oblivious or just ignoring the problem #i love you but babygirl how did you not know your babygirl was off dicking down the homies #Oscar Wilde homieosexual confirmed

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Someone told me Walt Whitman wouldn't have liked Oscar much. In response I said that they liked each other a lot when they had enough elderberry wine.

#i still wonder who topped #walt whitman #Oscar Wilde #let's get wilde #nsft #like Oscar was a top #but apparently so was Walt #I've researched this shit before #THEY HAD SEGGS

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I told my playwriting class that Oscar Wilde was a hoe. I'm not wrong.

#homeboy liked his bitches #oscar wilde #almost shared with the class that he got his inspiration from sucking dick

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Why is it so hard to explain why cucumber sandwiches are gay without saying cucumbers are shaped like a dick and have cum in the name?

#the importance of being earnest #ya gotta be real extra to understand this one #cucumber sandwiches

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Things my playwriting class finds important about Oscar Wilde:

-his pet lobster

Things they don't find important:

-being earnest

#the importance of being earnest #Oscar Wilde's pet lobster #they're actually really enjoying reading the play #but we spent a hot moment googling stuff about lobsters #like what came of Oscar's pet lobster? will we ever know?? #also we talked about butt naked bosie after he got zooted

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How many of you hoes are left?