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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd
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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.
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whomstress · 4 hours
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alien cats 💚‼️
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whomstress · 4 hours
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behold, a little beast
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whomstress · 4 hours
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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whomstress · 4 hours
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The Panthers used to ride around and follow the police.
So the cops would pull over some sorry black person, and get ready to rough him up, but then there were the Panthers right behind them. Watching, armed to the teeth, and citing legal statutes. It’s inspirational.
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whomstress · 14 hours
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IT MEANS EVERYTHING
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very quick drawing of mari before i go to sleep
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whomstress · 16 hours
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SEA SLUG (GONIOBRANCHUS KUNIEI)
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Had an awful dream where some people were using The Internet to behave very rudely toward me. I was very relieved to wake up! it’s so reassuring to know that nothing like that could ever happen in real life
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appleyak
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The gworls
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I'VE BEEN GOT
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Other tips for financially abused kids who want to leave:
Most banks will send you a credit card when you apply. You cannot opt out of it. See if you can get it sent somewhere that's not your home, or find a bank that allows you to opt out of getting one (try emailing them to check).
Also: here's a reddit article I found with banks that allow you to opt out of a credit card- (do your own research though-this information could be false or outdated) https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/deqlx6/how_to_open_a_bank_account_while_hiding_it_from/
(I hear Novo bank allows you to opt out of getting a card. And it's also a business bank. However, a good chunk of the reviews are bad).
Get an account at a bank your family doesn't use, and make sure they don't know about it. Otherwise they could get access to it.
Cashapp can be used as a bank (not recommended bc cashapp isn't as secure as a bank, but it is an option).
You can check how good a bank is by checking nerdwallet and reddit.
You'll need a business bank account-or an account that lets you do business-if you want to freelance (which includes things like transcription). There's an article on nerdwallet about the best business accounts, and another one about accounts you can open without an EIN.
Make sure your bank statements are emailed and not mailed.
There's a bank called Majority which allows people to get accounts without SSN. Most of the reviews I've seen are good, but I still recommend checking the reviews yourself.
Try to get a paypal if you're going to get an online job-a lot of them require a paypal to use their services.
If you don't have proof of address, look for an online-only bank.
^^^
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