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I think I’ve found my calling making dead poets memes like I’m genuinely gleeful when I come up with a new meme to post (also I’m scheduling this post and I feel like Eliza Lam—anyone??)

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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

#!! #misc

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something about neil starring in a play that is literally about going against the wishes of your father/peers and forging your own path while playing the role of the mystical being capable of changing everything that just fucks me up. puck literally rewrote the narrative and then rewrote it AGAIN when he realized he fucked up

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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#hilarious thought #dps

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the bravest person in the world

#lmao #misc

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

#misc #catholic guilt for all!!!

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

#me asf

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#what a…thing to think #misc

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Pitts when he's attending Yale:

#this picture is horrifying and also the best thing i’ve ever seen #dps

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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

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what if I just cried.

#i’ve been sobbing over this for the past two days which is certainly a sign that i’m normal and healthy #dps

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#yeah basically #dps

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they call m,e guy who gets guilty & scared a normal amount about normal things

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this picture really gives “we are dropping the hardest album of the year” vibes and i love it

#they’re an indie band from rural wisconsin and you can’t tell any of the members apart and they only have one album #but there’s one song that understands you so deeply that you can’t help but sob every time you hear it #and their name is something dumb like squirrel wizards or some shit #dps

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this pitts quote is my Roman Empire

#i think about this so often it’s not even funny #dps

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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

#this is so real i am mortified when other people have to hear me piss #misc