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This creepy guy keeps messaging me (he messages girls all the time asking for pics and threesomes and the like) and every time i put up a drunk snapchat story he messages me, and he did it this morning saying he could send pics and it's fucking endless no matter if i ignore him or so no but i dont wanna completely shut him down cos he has problems (and it wouldnt work anyway) and it's seriously getting to me like please please stop

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movie: *shows a close, trusting relationship between the lead male and female characters but it never develops into a romance”

me: *shocked and delighted*

#klingsman secret service tho

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I feel so pretentious writing poetry but i love it so much

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please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

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i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

#this happened w me at the bus stop #a 111 drove past and we'd been waiting for the 15 for ages #and she was like there goes ANOTHER 111 #erm excuse me bitch but they're scheduled more regularly so shut it

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#lol soz i just need this

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if anyone EVER asks why you like beyonce or they say they don’t understand the hype… just show them this 

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#v good

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Van McCann on “Catfish and The Bottlemen: Unbottled”

#a blessing

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Spanish help!!!

Im doing spanish AS level and was wondering if anyone who speaks spanish fluently/ is spanish wants to like be penpals or something? Really need help in fluently writing/speaking. I'll help with English too :)))

#spanish #languages #english

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way to go paul

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Paris turned out the lights as a sign of mourning, but the rest of the world lit them again.

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#oh my days is this legit

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