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This next section of your dashboard is a dangerous place! I haven’t been myself, but I hear there are slimes behind this point… do you want to hear more about slimes?

(A)

I thought you might… slimes lurk around these depths looking for people to poison! I heard they split in two after they die… if you’re poisoned, you won’t be able to block or riposte. But if you’re in a pinch, a chili pepper will fix you right up! I think I have some chili pepper (x6) around here somewhere…

Take one! I wasn’t using them anyway.

Safe travels!

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"i sell propane and propane accessories."

"oh! so da na."

we’ve come full circle

#oh! #king of the hill #animefication #your voice should be in a lower register especially for the .

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this Pride we're proud to partner with the Uvalde cops who didn't save those kids 'cuz they was busy getting they hole ate

#pride #premium content #uvalde #corporate social responsibility #rimmimg #me

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Number of psychologists per 100,000 people

by @maps_black

#i accidentally hit reblog but decided 'hey why not?' #back after a long while #no one cares #: ^ )

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comtemplating becoming a follower of Santa Muerte just to annoy the catholic church

#mine #thoughts dot tumblr dot com #but also cuz as a lapsed catholic i do sometimes crave that vibe #real ones know #what vibe #premium content #me

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vibes

reddit’s amitheasshole sub may be the most ineffective (if not hilariously entertaining) kind of peer judgement in the worst possible court of opinion BUT I do appreciate how “everyone sucks here” is an accepted conclusion to come to. I think we should apply that more, up to and perhaps including official courts of law

#mine #same energy #ahaha

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happy valentines days everyone 

#me #if u know u know #manga #kaiji #qball

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gintama clips for bad days:

assassins of assassins of assassins

harley davidson

first kiss

sorry for the wait

critical point

you’re a father now

believe in yourself

pantsu daburu feinto

come back kintama

vegeta found dead in gintama

yeah. seita’s fine

surreal world anime

it’s not zura-chi

HOT and COOL party

humanboarding

dad is dangling from dad

the surgery was a success

the bushes next door

whoa! sm*gma has died

matsuko

free him

we’ve come to cheer you up

the tip is a little moist

doesn’t it stink?

that thing hanging from your ear

fashion

big mood

goodbye, leader

shadow juice squirt

a hundred times stronger

queen of kabukichou

secondhand embarrassment

a riddle wrapped inside a mystery

watch your back out there

his suction is unbelievable

unstoppable force meets immovable object

the power of the Force

happy new year

piece of curry

forest specters

fenis monja

same brain cell

fury road

elizabeth is still eating

love really is deep

hell on earth

pusuke’s funeral

sandaime ikazo

magical banana

world’s biggest idiot

lady boomerang

no context

#gintama #vidya #meedeeuh #qball

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Part of what makes tumblr better than other social media is that there's no fucking celebs in here.

#hellsite #qball

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i’m begging you people to stop reblogging my post where i said “this blog is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan”. it was a different time when i posted it.

#artisanal shitposts #polhis #qball

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Love logging on to tumblr dot com and seeing posts about why libraries should be Cancelled because they don’t pull problematique books

#thoughts dot tumblr dot com #realpolitik #polhis #reference #qball

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Hm. *debunks you*

#2real4me #artisanal shitposts #clapback #qball

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#artisanal shitposts #absurdle #ahaha #relij #qball

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Surely it’s just a coincidence that most highly religious governments and political movements tend to converge on an identical set of unethical practices and policies, regardless of whether it’s in the US, India, Israel, Saudi Arabia, or Myanmar. Surely it’s just a Christian thing, which Tumblr has informed me is fundamentally incomparable with other religions for some nonsensical reason

#polhis #realpolitik #thoughts dot tumblr dot com #qball

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prequel sequel threequel spin off reboot revival live action remake im bored!!! im bored!!!!!! i am simply bored!!!!

#meedeeuh #thoughts dot tumblr dot com #qball

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#jclyn #muzak #qball

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#fud #ahaha #traversal #qball