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Regulus and James energy

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Mentally I am here:

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love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.

He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.

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James Potter is 100% the type to fall for scams. My guy would give away his social security number if you asked nicely

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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls

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Probably James Potter about Regular Black at some point

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can’t wait for all the new marauders fic titles to come from ttpd

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The first single from The Tortured Poets Department is…………. Fortnight featuring @postmalone 🤍 I’ve been such a huge fan of Post because of the writer he is, his musical experimentation and those melodies he creates that just stick in your head forever. I got to witness that magic come to life firsthand when we worked together on Fortnight. Honestly can’t wait for you guys to hear this song at Midnight TONIGHT and see the video at 8pm ET TOMORROW.

forafortnight.com

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James, saying his wedding vows to Regulus in front of two hundred people: Reg, I love you more than words can describe. You're truly my best friend, and-

Sirius: What? I thought I was your best friend?

James, turning quickly and looking distraught: Oh no, Sirius, I'm so sorry! Of course you are, you know you're my one and only!

Regulus, questioning all of his life choices:

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL OMG OMG 🥹🥹🥹

James couldn’t control the smile that spread on his face as he took Regulus’ appearance in. There was a stark contrast between Regulus’ fire-licked cheeks and the cool, crisp air that surrounded them. He looked out of place on the top of this nameless hill, surrounded by sheeps and cow. He was ethereal, like he was carved out of marble by a Renaissance sculptor and then some divine power breathed life into him.

“You are magical, Regulus,” James whispered, staring deep into Regulus’ eyes. “You are pure magic.”

Drugs and surgical scrubs chapter 28 on ao3 now

#drugs and surgical scrubs #dass #ch28 #jegulus #starchaser #jegulus fic #regulus x james #james potter #regulus black

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It’s strange to see Andrew in extreme-minor-character mode after three books of Neil obsessing over his every move.

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Yooo I'm running an interest check for a Sarcie badge! (*image not 100% final) I think it could go for ~$6, shipping through the standard mail included.

Drop a comment so I know how many to orderrrrr

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never change, neil josten

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also i find it deeply funny that in tsc andrew is just kevin’s pet goalkeeper and kevin’s pet monster and “that creepy little goalkeeper” when he takes up soooo much space in aftg in literally every fucking scene. even when he isn’t physically present he’s taking up space on the page because neil won’t stop thinking about him. then u get inside jean’s head and he’s like yeah aaron minyard is uninteresting outside of his outstanding murder charge and andrew is also there

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i don't blame neil for being paranoid all the time bc. fair.

i blame him for not being paranoid when an UNKNOWN NUMBER starts sending him a fucking COUNTDOWN the same day someone who KNOWS his SECRET IDENTITY puts BLOOD in his LOCKER

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I feel as if some of you Jily shippers are very confused.

As a Jegulus shipper, I don’t ship Jegulus because I hate Lily.

On the contrary, I ship Jegulus because I have ulterior motives.

Now, I can have Lily Evans all to myself

muahahahaha

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Such a shame James Potter died in 1981. Not because he was murdered at 21, but because he never got to listen to Wham!