Hello everyone. Today we are taking on a very important task: ranking all of Jeff’s StarKid concert outfits! We’re talking Elsie Fest, Homecoming, the works. Do bear in mind that, since all of these outfits are being worn by Jeff Blim, who’s both stunning and a fashion icon, they’re all automatically at least a 10/10 in spirit, despite what the numbers say.
Outfit #1: StarKid Takes Manhattan
starting off with a big on: the iconic orange waistcoat!! Jeff in waistcoats is [cheff’s kiss] and it’s paired with how well he sports that curly/prince-like/golden hairstyle. Stunning, Gorgeous, Love It. this is truly A Fantastic Jeff Outfit. 25/10.
Outfit #2: ???
(I actually have no idea what show this is from; it looks like the Manhattan venue but Elsie Fest Era Jeff??)
Here we have a pretty simple outfit. Though I do love the hair fluff, there’s not much to say about this look. Jeff pulls off a plaid button-up well but Where’s The Decadence 6/10
Outfit #3: StarKid at Adler
Though strapping a bug to himself was a bold choice IMO he totally makes it work.
joking aside, it feels odd to call this an outfit, since everyone wore all black here, but Jeff Looks Good In Black Okay. And we get to see the semi-rare-but-always-appreciated Jeff bun!! Pretty Good Stuff 8/10
Outfit #4: Elsie Fest
Now THIS is an amazing outfit. Jeff looks super pretty in blue, and a collared shirt under a waistcoat??? Show stopping. This is a great vest indeed. Jeans are of course a lovely staple of his concert outfits and I very much like his belt here. And of course I love the hair, very soft. Peak Fashion And Beauty 100/10
Outfit #5: A Very StarKid Reunion
IMO Jeff’s softest concert look to date. Very monochromatic but I dig it—Jeff in v necks?? Love to see it. His hair looks good and soft as always, and hey!! It’s the Elsie Vest!!
You can’t see it, but Jeff is also wearing black dress shoes along with those black jeans and BOY does it look good. I Very Much Enjoy This Outfit Thank You Jeff 14/10
Outfit #6: Homecoming Variant
Another simple one—this one’s even simpler than outfit #2 but I have to say I like this one better. He just looks so,,,, dare I say,,, huggable. Blue’s just a good color on him, and I’m a sucker for his curls! Still, nothing to dwell on too much. A Good Jeff But Improvement Imminent 8/10
Outfit #7: Homecoming
holy shit. hoooly shit. This is the peak. The necklace, the bracelets, the curls, the waistcoat, the shirt & jeans!!! this outfit is god tier!! It’s an outfit as stunning as he is... and i haven’t even mentioned the MAKEUP!! Jeff in eyeliner and eyeshadow is the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen ngl. A model. I’ll Never Be Over This Look And Neither Should You 100000/10
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Obviously there are exceptions and we're getting conflicting and new information about covid-19 all the time but by mid-august, I believe we certainly had observed enough cases for experts to put this together at least.
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