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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic
cuddling can be platonic.
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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The day people stop calling OCD an anxiety disorder is the day I die happy
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you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that
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Your daily reminder to not put "You SHOULD be reblogging this" in your posts because you're going to trigger somebody's OCD. Especially when it comes to topics such as social justice or politics. Yes, your message is important but guilting people into reblogging it is not just reblog bait, but it can harm somebody mentally.
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Instead of looksmaxing we could instead smile max, or maybe kissmax
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stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE
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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees
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