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[wererattydaddy]

#submission

[wererattydaddy]

Heeeey rattyyyy. I heard you were able to finally meet. Um. Well. The wererat? How do you feel?

I am on top of the world right now!!!!! I knew this day would come and it's everything I expected and more <333333

#nolongeraratspiracy #wererat #wererattiesforlife

[wererattydaddy]

my mutual @rattyzaddy finally met today <3 our love for the wererat will never die, wereratties for life <3333333333

#wererattiesforlife #wererattys #wererat #ratspiracy

[wererattydaddy]

I FINALLY GOT THE PROOF I NEEDED. THE WERERAT HAS BEEN FOUND, HE IS HOME.

#wererat #wererattys #I FOUND HIM #milwaukeewererat

[wererattydaddy]

What’s your favorite thing about the wererat?

What ISNT my favorite thing, is a better question.

I love everything about him. He is the perfect being

#wererat love #wereratties #ratspiracy #milwaukeewererat

[wererattydaddy]

stop looking for the rat, there's no such thing

you are only saying that because of how close to the truth I am

#wererat #milwaukeewererat #ratspiracy

[wererattydaddy]

ummm so this is awkward but the wererat is married to the Milverine sweaty :)

that is just a RUMOR and a FALSE one at that!!!!!

the rat only has love for me

you are just jealous because once I find the rat WE will be getting married

leave me alone fake wererat fan

#wereratties #wererat love #milwaukeewererat #milverine

[wererattydaddy]

Yet another sighting of the rat! this was submitted to my blog by an anonymous rat truther!!

IF you have more information please reach out!!

#ratspiracy #milwaukeewererat #wereratties #wererat

[wererattydaddy]

My Ratmortal

An ode to my beloved, the wererat. This is how I want our first meeting to go.

Don't like, don't read

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im ratfikk) 2 my rf (ew not in that way) ratven, bloodyratz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rat! Ratsin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! RATCR ROX!

Hi my name is Jenny wereratty M and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with rat grey streaks and rat tips that reaches my shoulders and icy brown eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amrat Way (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerat Way but I wish I was because he's a major ratting hottie. I'm a ratpire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called MIAD in America where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a rat (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Rat Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black ratset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirat, pink ratnets and black combrat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and rat eye shadow. I was walking outside MIAD. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my rattle finger at them.

"Hey Jenny!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. The Wererat!

"What's up Wererat?" I asked.

"Nothing." he squeaked shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me ratz!

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodyratz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my ratden and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my ratden and took of my giant RATCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a penratagram necklace, combrat boots and black ratnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy rat.

My friend, Natasha(AN: Ratven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long shoulder-length golden blond hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Maratilyn Mratnson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMRG, I saw you talking to The Wererat yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Wererat?" she asked as we went out of the MIAD common room and into the Union.

"No I so ratting don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Wererat walked up to me.

"Hi." he chirped.

"Hi." I replied ratily.

"Guess what." he hissed.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Rat are having a concert in Likewise." he sqeuaked to me.

"Oh. My. Ratting. God!" I screamed. I love GR. They are my favorite band, besides RATCR.

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he bruxed.

I gasped.

#wereratties #wererat #milwaukeewererat #ratfiction

[wererattydaddy]

Rat Logs: Day 40

The rat continues to be elusive.

I have spoke to staff. I have spoken to students.

I'm going to change my angle of attack.

perhaps I need to make the rat come to me.

#ratspiracy #wererat #milwaukeewererat

[wererattydaddy]

Tumblr is clearly onto me

This is no coincidence. They know I'm looking for the rat.

I've already had some posts on my blog get mysteriously deleted. Now I'm getting targeted ads trying to EXPOSE me!

I will not be silenced!

#ratspiracy #wererat #milwaukeewererat

[wererattydaddy]

Some rat hater submitted this to my blog.

Let me be clear. This is NOT the RAT!!

The rat is real and not to be made a mockery of!!

Whoever submitted this you know who you are!!

#wereratties #wererat #milwaukeewererat #ratspiracy

[wererattydaddy]

PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF

#Ratspiracy #wereratties #wererat #real

[wererattydaddy]

It’s all coming together guys…

#Real #not fake #Ratspiracy #wererattys

[wererattydaddy]

the wererat isn't real

you are very ignorant. The wererat is REAL, I KNOW it is.

There have been too many sightings to dismiss it as fiction.

I know it's here, and I will never stop looking

#ratspiracy #wererattys #wererat #ratkingresponds #rathate

[wererattydaddy]

WHERE WAS THIS TAKEN??

WHEN?

DO YOU HAVE INFO ON THIS RAT?

is this normal? I swear that figure running is a rat. I can't be sure....what do you see?

#ratspiracy #wererattys #wererat #milwaukeewererat

[wererattydaddy]

Rat Logs: Day 4

I've questioned students all around the school, across each major, and have found no additional information so far.

It seems that the rat rumors have not reached the student body yet.

I plan on interrogating the staff tomorrow.

#ratspiracy #wererattys #wererat #milwaukeewererat