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weneedglitter · 5 days
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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weneedglitter · 5 days
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what if i just made moderately funny katnep comics forever
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weneedglitter · 20 days
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we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.
I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.
yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.
"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.
well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.
and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.
"you... know each other?" she asks.
is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid
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weneedglitter · 21 days
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we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before
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weneedglitter · 21 days
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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Link and Zelda- judging you from afar
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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Sunset curve in neon sunset colours for @illgetmerope’s DTIYS!
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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another installment of my critical role x it's always sunny in philadelphia redraw series because i love fjord and nott's mutual antagonism
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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princess slut loser idk
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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Hey All,
I've been away for some time, as we've been working really hard on something quite exciting:
let me present to you the world's first ever global ocean drainage basin map that shows all permanent and temporary water flows on the planet.
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This is quite big news, as far as I know this has never been done before. There are hundreds of hours of work in it (with the data + manual work as well) and it's quite a relief that they are all finished now.
But what is an ocean drainage basin map, I hear most of you asking? A couple of years ago I tried to find a map that shows which ocean does each of the world's rivers end up in. I was a bit surprised to see there is no map like that, so I just decided I'll make it myself - as usual :) Well, after realizing all the technical difficulties, I wasn't so surprised any more that it didn't exist. So yeah, it was quite a challenge but I am very happy with the result.
In addition to the global map I've created a set of 43 maps for different countries, states and continents, four versions for each: maps with white and black background, and a version for both with coloured oceans (aka polygons). Here's the global map with polygons:
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I know from experience that maps can be great conversation starters, and I aim to make maps that are visually striking and can effectively deliver a message. With these ocean drainage basin maps the most important part was to make them easily understandable, so after you have seen one, the others all become effortless to interpret as well. Let me know how I did, I really appreciate any and all kinds of feedback.
Here are a few more from the set, I hope you too learn something new from them. I certainly did, and I am a geographer.
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The greatest surprise with Europe is that its biggest river is all grey, as the Volga flows into the Caspian sea, therefore its basin counts as endorheic.
An endorheic basin is one which never reaches the ocean, mostly because it dries out in desert areas or ends up in lakes with no outflow. The biggest endorheic basin is the Caspian’s, but the area of the Great Basin in the US is also a good example of endorheic basins.
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I love how the green of the Atlantic Ocean tangles together in the middle.
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No, the dividing line is not at Cape Town, unfortunately.
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I know these two colours weren’t the best choice for colourblind people and I sincerely apologize for that. I’ve been planning to make colourblind-friendly versions of my maps for ages now – still not sure when I get there, but I want you to know that it’s just moved up on my todo-list. A lot further up.
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Minnesota is quite crazy with all that blue, right? Some other US states that are equally mind-blowing: North Dakota, New Mexico, Colorado, Wyoming. You can check them all out here.
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Yes, most of the Peruvian waters drain into the Atlantic Ocean. Here are the maps of Peru, if you want to take a closer look.
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Asia is amazingly colourful with lots of endorheic basins in the middle areas: deserts, the Himalayas and the Caspian sea are to blame. Also note how the Indonesian islands of Java and Sumatra are divided.
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I mentioned earlier that I also made white versions of all maps. Here’s Australia with its vast deserts. If you're wondering about the weird lines in the middle: that’s the Simpson desert with its famous parallel sand dunes.
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North America with white background and colourful oceans looks pretty neat, I think.
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Finally, I made the drainage basin maps of the individual oceans: The Atlantic, the Arctic, the Indian and the Pacific. The Arctic is my favourite one.
I really hope you like my new maps, and that they will become as popular as my river basin maps. Those have already helped dozens of environmental NGOs to illustrate their important messages all around the world. It would be nice if these maps too could find their purpose.
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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@pscentral​ event 04: love
julie and the phantoms + relationship dynamics
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bonus:
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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[ image description: digital drawing of ronan lynch and blue sargent from the raven cycle. ronan is a white boy with a buzz cut and slight freckles. blue has brown skin and shoulder length straight black hair with fringe, it’s put into a very messy half ponytail and adorned with colourful hair clips. ronan is wearing a white t-shirt, purple unzipped hoodie and leather jacket with black trousers. blue is wearing a burgundy knee length dress, yellow loose top over the dress and jean jacket over it. a blue see through long sleeves blouse with colourful butterflies all over it is under the dress. she’s wearing lilac ankle socks with frills and black mary jane dr. martens. her nils are painted blue. ronan is holding blue in a headlock with his left hand while with his right he’s trying to keep her in place. blue is using her left hand to push back his face, her right hand to get out of the headlock and with her left leg she’s pushing at his hip. they both seem to be struggling and are both smiling with closed eyes. ]
couldn’t find it so i’m posting it again, so here’s 2019 bronan i did and i miss this style of mine very much ,just look it’s so well done 2021 me could neve r
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weneedglitter · 24 days
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90's grunge ghost boy is very passionate about everything and local living girl needs him to stop looking at her all the time
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