wendighouligan

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what's up everyone, how's it going? any luck finding a way to destroy me once and for all yet?

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not to be crude but the people who think Laios is one of those fandom characters that doesnt know what sex is are completely missing like. his whole deal. you think the dude who obsessively studies monster anatomy and behaviors doesn't know what sex is? you think he hasn't memorized the mating rituals of every single goddamn beast under the sun? you think he doesn't have an encyclopedic knowledge on how to fuck? thats his goddamn special interest brother. he knows sex better than anyone on the goddamn planet.

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there is milk in girls

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Ngl self insert x canon are the most powerful people in existence. Like, you wanted to smooch a character and said “yeah, I’m gonna do that” fucking go off king I love that for you

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You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[wendighouligan]

"like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close, sway me more"

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I worked real hard on these two art pieces to make them look like they match!

although I had quite a difficult time with the flames in Royal Margarine's artwork, I feel like I could improve on it more!

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toddler: i found the golden egg with 100 dollars in it, yippee!!!!!!!!!

me:

#easter #easter egg #egg hunt #shitpost

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how do i get close to you

You can’t