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#YAY PASSOVER JOKES

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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

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happy 4/20

#happy 4/20 #hey queued

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Hundreds of people are about to board a flotilla and deliver urgent humanitarian relief to Gaza. Please share this video and follow Gaza Freedom Flotilla. The more people watching, the safer the participants.

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

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having a tumblr blog is for those of us who could never manage to keep a diary for more than two weeks when we were twelve

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

#veggietales type of vibe

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i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up

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today i learned twitter artists are posting their own art but captioning it as if they're reposting someone else's work, bc it gives them waaay more engagement. and its worked every time. the state of social media is truly so over 😭

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#allos never cease to confound me with their ability to sexualize the mundane #whereas I (the autistic disinterested in the sexual aspect) am adept at personification of the ampersand #marking her as a friend) #and as she is my friend I can say that you all should be ashamed of objectifying her #but as her friend I can also say that in terms of attractiveness an italicized ampersand is more alluring I would think #if you are so inclined to believe

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my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying