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The Boys Favorite Ways To "Relax"

Raph

• Hates smoking.

• Will always offer to light up a buddy though!

• Doesn’t "relax" often, but when he does, he really "relaxes" + he gets mad munchies

Leo

• Thinks it makes him look cooler.

• Makes fun of his brothers' rolling skills before flexing on them.

• His jokes get around 75% worse but he laughs even harder at them.

Donnie

• Likes the flavored air.

• Swears on Galileo that it helps him brainstorm. (When actually he takes two hits and passes out.)

• Sometimes sells them to highschoolers for some extra cash.

Mikey

• Would NEVER "relax"

• Drugs are bad, kids.

• Believes in DARE and thinks we should keep it in school...

(JK LOL)

Mikey

• Has the most aesthetic bong in the world. Designed it himself.

• Never lights his own, always has Raph do it for him.

• Didn't "relax" until he was eighteen. (Mostly because Raph forbid him to.)

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Raph has a 600 day streak on Duolingo

#rottmnt #im a little high

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ROTTMNT MAD DOGS AND WHICH DADDY THEY WOULD VIBE WITH FROM DUNGEONS AND DADDIES

Before we begin, yes I know this is niche but golly gee are my hyperfixations strong as all hell. I need to mesh they together or I will die. Thank you.

Raphael

Darryl Wilson

-I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this one too much.

-Darryl would teach his new turtle son how to play football and Raph would watch wrestling with his new human dad.

-They are both stressed 24/7 and have to deal with 3 other childish members of their teams. They are the same person. Deal with it.

Donatello

Ron Stampler

-Okay, this one might need some explaining. I feel like out of all the dads, Donnie would find the most amusement watching the curiosity that is Ron Stampler.

-He would need to study him. And, maybe if they're lucky he could find a suitable pant replacement for his new step-dad. A win-win.

-Plus I feel like Donnie would remind him of his own step-son, Terry Jr. So... yeah.

Leonardo

Glenn Close

-I shouldn't have to explain, but I feel like some of you have questions. Probably in the back.

-Okay, so they are both the pretty boys of their group who rely on their quick witt before drawing their swords (or nunchucks)

-But also... they've both been to prison. And, they could bond over going to said prison (or prison dimension) and having to be rescued, only to come back with horrible trauma that they both refuse to talk about. Yay!!

Michelangelo

Henry Oak

-Okay, this is the one I am the least sure of, but I was running out of Dads.

-However, they are both the most emotionally inept people of their groups, but also sometimes the first to freak out.

-Also I could see Henry showing Mikey some cool rocks and the little turtle painting them for his new Rock Dad.

-Plus, they can both do magic. And, I feel like Mikey would remind Henry of his boy Sparrow. Very sweet. Yes.

Last notes... some of you might be asking 'Shouldn't Donnie be put with Henry-' NO!!! In the library episode, Donnie states he doesn't like Geology. They would squable.

#rottmnt #leo rottmnt #raph rottmnt #donnie rottmnt #mikey rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #dungeons and daddies

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Is there a discord for this show yet? Like I looked and didn't find one for specificly Rise. This fandom is keeping me sane from college.

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt

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Headcanons That Bounce Around In My Brain Like The DVD Logo

Raph

-Taught himself Japanese after the Shredder arc. Is actually really good and is more fluent than Donnie. Loves to brag about this to Donnie. In Japanese.

-Loves to sew. Even though he has big, meaty hands he's surprising good at it.

-He has a very rigid sleep schedule. He goes to bed at 8:30pm and wakes up at 4:30am. His brothers tend to find this kind of annoying.

-He is the most animal-like of his brothers. He growls a lot, though most of the time he doesn't notice it. It's just a fun quirk of his.

-Can bench 345. Is super proud of this and will rant to you about lifting if you ask.

Leo

-He has a skincare routine that he refuses to ever break or tell people about. He wants to be the prettiest brother.

-He's far-sighted but 100% refuses to wear contacts or glasses.

-A HUGE Queen stan. He has posters, a lot of vinyls, and even dressed up as Freddie for one Halloween. His favorite song is probably Killer Queen.

-Has an amazing memory but plays dumb half the time. He'll pretend not to remember your name, but will absolutely remind you of the dumb thing you said 6 years ago.

-His favorite video game is Slime Rancher. But, if you ask him he'll say it's actually Portal 2. This is a lie. It is not Portal 2. He has never played Portal 2.

Donnie

-That is a KPOP stan if I have ever seen one. He runs a secret stan account on Twitter. Only Leo knows of this. He also teaches himself the dances in his free time.

-Randomly screams out of nowhere. It is a stim and his family understands. Do they think it's weird? Yes. But, they let him do it because it makes him happy.

-Watched Crash Box as a kid. While it scared the rest of his brothers, he was obsessed. (He did skip the Revolting Slob segments.) His fav segment was Phsyco Math.

-Chronic Picky-Eater right here. For most of his life he never even touched spaghetti.

-Actually is the only one of his family who doesn't get really bad seasonal allergies. He says it's cause he's simply better than everyone but really he just takes Vitamin C gummies.

Mikey

-Gives himself sharpie tattoos in their bathroom. Once gave himself an entire sleeve that sadly smudged when he was forced to go out in the rain.

-Had a horrible Warrior Cats phase (along with Raph but his was not as bad.) He has a warriorsona named Rainbow Paw. He was 8 when he made it.

-His favorite movie is Finding Nemo. He once made Raph sew him a Nemo costume for Halloween.

-Watches Drag Race religiously with April. His favorite queen was Crystal Methyd.

-Steals Donnie's contacts when he's mad at him. (ok I can admit this is based on what my brother does)

#rottmnt #leo rottmnt #raph rottmnt #donnie rottmnt #mikey rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons

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#rise of the tmnt #rottmnt

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can someone pls animate Ben Schwartz ruining Infinity War for Bobby Moynihan as Leo and Raph? I think it'd be funny.

#leo rottmnt #raph rottmnt #rottmnt

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ROTTMNT Bros' Most Annoying Habits

(Some of these may not be annoying to you, but I have many-many pet peeves.)

Raph

-He absolutely pops all of his joints. Fingers. Knees. Neck. If it has a joint, Raph is popping it. I don't think he is fully aware how annoying it is, but after a while it does get on his brothers' nerves.

-He also does that little sigh everytime. I really hope people know what I'm talking about, but I really hate that little sigh.

Donnie

-He sniffs. Like all the time. Not even a quiet sniffs either. Like those loud, over drawn sniffs.

-He also clears his throat all the time. It's very annoying. I could never be in the same room as him.

Leo

-He smacks his lips. All. The. Fucking. Time. When he's eating. If he's upset at something. Somehow even when he's excited. I don't even know how that's possible but he does it. Gross.

Mikey

-He taps his feet. I know that's not annoying most of the time, but he does it really loudly. Even in really quiet rooms when people are trying concentrate.

-He also taps pens. He's one of those who pretend to play drums on the table.

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What Weapons The ROTTMNT Bros Use In Splatoon

(I love this game and I love my boys so it felt right. Also if you disagree you are simply wrong I do not make the rules.)

Raph

-This makes a lot of sense. 1. His fingers are too large to aim properly with any of the guns. 2. Big weapon. Big guy. Makes a lot of sense.

-He's always left to ink the base while his brothers jump straight into the action.

-He isn't really great at splating people but dang is he good at taking all the damage so his brothers can splat people.

Donnie

-He takes too much pleasure in sniping people. Every time they play he giggles with delite as he spawn kills everyone.

-Though, he gets very upset when he, himself gets killed. It's very funny to watch.

-He was one of the first to start hacking Splatoon 2 after Splatoon 3 was announced. He wasted no time.

Leo

-It's the closest thing to a sword. Before Splatoon 3 he mained something boring like the Aerospray, but as soon as he saw this puppy he knew what he needed to play.

-He is the WORST when it comes to inking the base. He calls it "Boring" and a "Chore" so he just doesn't do it.

-He is always throwing himself onto the front line. Doesn't matter what is happening. He just kinda wants to splat people.

Mikey

-He was the hardest to pick ngl. I was torn between this and the inkbrush but besides him being an artist, I honestly can't see him enjoying the slowest of the inkbrush compared to the duelies.

-He likes the dodge roll and has attempted to actually use it in his fighting style. It has mixed results.

-He actually sometimes helps Raph with the base, but he gets bored really quickly. Understandable.

#donnie rottmnt #leo rottmnt #mikey rottmnt #raph rottmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #splatoon 3

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ROTTMNT Game Night!!!

Raph

-He picks CandyLand, not because he likes it, but because it is the least likely to cause bloodshed between his brothers.

-He tends to be the one who keeps track of the rules. Aka he makes sure his brothers aren't cheating.

-He isn't very competitive with board games. He just likes hanging out with his brothers and if he loses (which he often does when it comes to more complex games) it's okay because he got to have fun.

Donnie

-You cannot tell me Donnie does not love this hellscape of a game. Not only does he make everyone play, but he doesn't let anyone leave until the game is over. Everyone hates when he gets to pick the game.

-He is very competitive. He doesn't exactly yell when he loses, he does pout for the couple of days. Though... he is not allowed to use any tech during game night anymore. I wonder what happened...

-If they don't let him pick Risk, he tends to just go with a Trivia game or JackBox. He is the funniest brother after all.

Leo

-He loves this game. For one, Donnie fucking hates it. Two, he is the most dramatic man alive. This game is for dramatic people.

-As the most competitive brother, he has been known to cheat. He is the reason they don't place bets anymore. He is also the reason Raph has to count the card deck every time they play with them.

-The only game he hasn't been able to win at is Monopoly. He says it's "too boring" and "his brain falls asleep."

Mikey

-Despite being limited by his shell, he's actually pretty good at it. You'd think Donnie would win all the time, but whenever he has to start touching people he quits.

-He's actually kinda competitive, but not to the levels Donnie and Leo are. He's just the type to never give up. Good for him.

-He's the snack guy. He actually has a list of snacks for whatever game they are playing. Longer games get snacks that hold you off for longer and so on.

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Weird Pets The Rottmnt Bros Begged Splinter For

Raph

-Bro saw one in one of Donnie's science magazines and fell in love.

-Begged Splinter for a couple weeks straight. Even did extra chores to show how responsible he is.

-Gave up he found out they couldn't get wet. The sewer is no home for a chinchilla.

Donnie

-When he found out how smart they are, he immediately latched onto the idea of teaching one how to play video games with him.

-He wanted to name it Tesla.

-Offered to trade Leo for it.

Leo

-No one knows why, but Leo has been asking for one since he was like 5.

-Everyone has agreed that they would never get a pet turtle. It would be too weird.

-He made a mask for one. Just in case he ever got one.

Mikey

-He saw that video of that Eleplant painting and he thought it was really cool.

-Plans on teaching his to spray paint so he can get the areas he can't reach.

-He has a plush Elephant, which he got for his sixth birthday.

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How Would The ROTTMNT Brothers Pass A Large Group On The Sidewalk

This came to me because it’s tour week at my college and apparently tours are full of people who don’t know how to move out of the way when walking on a narrow sidewalk.

Raph

Leo

-He is the type to just walk in the grass instead of asking them to move.

-Immediately apologizes if he bumps into someone’s shoulder.

-Though he will fight if someone else pushes one of his brothers/friends off of the sidewalk.

Donnie 

-Will absolutely just push through the crowd, no fucks given.

-Doesn’t really want to push people of the sidewalk, but doesn’t really care if he does.

-Will say sorry if he hits someone’s shoulder, but only if one of brothers guilts him into it. (Does roll his eyes afterwards.)

-Will not say sorry if he pushes someone off. You were in his way, so why should he?

-Just like Leo, he just pushes through the crowd.

-But will absolutely scoff and glare at anyone who bumps into his shoulders.

Mikey 

-Will at least try and get out of someone’s way. Though, he will not move off of the sidewalk.

-Does not say sorry, but just because he doesn’t really notice when he bumps into someone’s shoulder. He isn’t trying to be rude.

-Laughs when one of his brothers gets shoved.

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