Dad: Do you know how much I love you?
Rag: To the sun and back.
Dad: To the sun and back 30,000 times. And it’s not even our sun. It’s a sun in a distant galaxy. And we’re taking a very slow spaceship. It takes a very very long time. And there’s alot of headwind. It’s quite a trip.
How much do you love me?
Rag: like, to the top of a tree.
Dad: What?!! .. WHAT?!!!
Rag: And … and back down.
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