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The average American eats

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Do your customers go to the right vehicle for specific illnesses? Mine always go to the first one no matter how much I upgrade the others and then they don't get cured so I have to rehospitalize them 6-7 times.

Sorry that I only just now saw this.

I've always had this trouble to some extent, though I haven't opened the game anytime recently to confirm my save file's still doing it.

I remember there was a point where everyone would go wait in inordinate truck lines for a specific ailment when there was one customer in line for the "heals everything" truck. Does it have anything to do with how much the customer'd have to theoretically pay for treatment? Who knows.

I'd say maybe it's that the customers can't figure out for themselves what's wrong with their health, so they go to the "professional" they think will be most likely to help, but I don't think they've got enough AI behavior programmed into them for that.

...Wait, I think it has something to do with how likely the treatment is to stick. The lower the odds of effective treatment, the less likely the customer will seek it. I distinctly remember when the trucks first rolled out (lol) that the mechanics were explained that the “heals everything” truck can theoretically heal any ailment, but that the treatment might not work. All the trucks have this probability programmed in, but the “heals everything” truck is the lowest.

I don’t remember a hospital, though. They’ve no doubt added more map locations and mechanics since I last played. [Edit: Oh. I didn’t realize the “heals everything” truck is called the hospital. My memory is awful. rip]

#replies #howdoyoueventhings

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glitchburger

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Whatever he’s having, I want two.

#fan art #the assistant

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感想漫画みたいなもの

#omg the help customers digesting one... #fan art

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#fan art #the assistant #cashier #employees

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imagining this in the back of a response vehicle in a restaurant parking lot is sending me

#we happy restaurant #screenshots #screencaps #screenshot #pop up hospital

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at last my crops are fed

#😌😌😌 #the mushroom guy #we happy restaurant #screenshots #screencaps #screenshot #customers

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i am in love with the sprites on the parade map. getting to see what the customers are doing when they're not at the restaurant is great. i never thought they all stayed on premises the entire time even if they were super brainwashed

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uh,

i have... concerns,

#we happy restaurant #screenshots #screencaps #screenshot #pop up hospital #tumblr recommended that i tag this cath aes and i am screaming

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finally can feed the mushroom guy 😌😌😌💕💕💕 nice

even after all this time i still don't have enough money to feed the mushroom guy 😌😌😌 nice

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lol

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even after all this time i still don't have enough money to feed the mushroom guy 😌😌😌 nice

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Thots on the parade update?

I haven't opened the game in forever... What even is all this...

1. h... hospital. badpie... passive recruitment...?

2. the parade load screen art is great

3. oh nice, extra boost for essence, coins, and customers. (i'm going to assume the parade update is what causes the passive change in the badpie booth)

who is no longer wearing these pants and why

4. what's the point in expanding the both of it's set to auto-recruit one customer at a time? and what's the point in ad skipping if the ad is as long as the wait time? am i missing something

can i no longer pick who i fill my restaurant with? my days of having a restaurant just for hazmat suit skeleton are over...

5. h..... hospital....... this game hits exactly every way capitalism and pseudo-science are killing us 😌