One of my favorite griddlehark moments was
Gideon: fuck you I've been keeping my head down and not talking to anyone
Harrow: punching the Third's bitch boy is keeping your head down?
Gideon: you saying I shouldn't have done that?
Harrow: no, you should have done it harder, but that's not the point.
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Imagine you're me, about to listen to the new Magnus Protocol episode. You see the title is "Getting Off" and you chuckle to yourself. Then you immediately feel bad because no, you just have a dirty mind. Johnny and Alex are trying to craft a serious, complex, and horrifying story that hopes to surpass its amazing predecessor and you're laughing. Grow up me. Getting off is probably referring to a train or a bus -- maybe even a boat! Yeah that makes sense, because the last statement we had was ocean-themed. Cool, now that we got that cleared up, let's press play--
And the episode is about a fucking killer mascot going to a strip club. God I hate it here.
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ponyboy when minor inconvenience
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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy
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kind of gay to raise your girlfriend from the dead
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it must be so fucking funny to be a dungeon meshi anime only. imagine searching fanart of your favorite anime and every single time there is some fucking catgirl among the cast that's nowhere to be seen in the show. it's a medieval adventure setting why the hell is everyone putting a catgirl in there. but she's always there hanging out with the gang like shes always been there. real life Graggle Simpson
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the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin
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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)
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"Whats your favorite memory?" questions are such bullshit I literally don't remember that shit it just occasionally comes to me in divine flashes and leaves indefinitely
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Everything in music theory sounds like a DnD spell. Monahan’s Big 18. Phrygian Half-Cadence. Diletsky’s Circle of Fifths. Otto’s Irresistible Dance. The Guidonian Hand
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