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#lol #no one read this as a call for help cuz i totally wouldnt do this but... walking out in front of car would kinda slap

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anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that

#government should give me repatriation money for the trauma i experienced as an ugly girl

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the mitochondria is the girlboss of the cell

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bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

#wow...... what the fuk this hits

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seeing posts about shows/comics/movies etc I’m not familiar with

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#vibin. just straight vibin bruv

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You guys are Jeff the killing me

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If you love animals, please don't go to the zoo. Apes in zoos can go weeks or even months without a cigarette, tell me that's not cruel

#currently livin the life of a nicotine depraved zoo ape

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i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

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this is what the queen and prince philip look like

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Don’t buy other stuff

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job application asking me if ive ever ahem.... partaken in the consumption of illegal drugs like fuk off cop suckers i will literally drop acid in the work room toilets & eat ur soap

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moodboard for when youre just . youre just .,

#mmmmm yeah

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everyday of my life i think about the time my friend thought the main character of ace attorney was named Ace Attorney

#wait its not mr attorney ?

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your future self loves you. they will look through old photos of you with affection, not disgust, nor embarrassment. they wish they could tell you stories of your future, of how much you’ll change, of the people you’ll meet, of how you’ll eventually learn to accept yourself, then love yourself. they will read your diary entries and poems and favourite lyrics, heart aching, tears in their eyes. if only you knew...

your future self loves you. if only they could show you. they are living proof. you’ll turn out okay after all. they wish they were there to console you, dance with you, and make you write it a hundred times: “I AM LOVED”. they will listen to playlists you made, just to experience you again. they will write you a letter - of forgiveness, longing, reassurance. you will never read it. but you will know.

#o... thats a nice thought ill keep it in mind while im currently fukin up my life w disastrous decisions

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very small

#pwease can i have tiny versions of the pokemon that represent vengeful nature santa pwease