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The fuck when god doesnt put an age limit on the lyctoral trials and therefore you have to live with a 8 year old

#tlt #the locked tomb

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I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD

#pokemon #video

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found this in my drafts. jimmy falin

#dunmeshi

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noelle finds slenderman

#video #utdr

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dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE

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I've been scream laughing at this for several days

#video

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I have a worm in my brain and don't know how to get it out: do you have a video clip (I think it's a snippet from a commercial) of Peter Falk sitting in a chair, and he turns to the camera and in a husky, conspiratorial voice says "It's Coming"?

I know I saw it on Tumblr at some point but I have no clue how to dig it up

aye aye

#video

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my brothe r sent me this

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mr-fistsalad said:

Read dril tweets like an old-timey radio announcer.

brings the whole family together

#audio

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It is imperative that you assemble a collection of tumblr mutuals who are vocal about their deeply specific, highly involved kinks that you don’t share at all. If you humble yourself with the diversity of the human experience enough you can become inoculated against reactionary puritanism permanently

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“My master in life was revenge,” said the Sleeper. “My mission is one of—Goddamn it, I’m not going to start talking like this.”

- Harrow the Ninth, chapter 49

Wake: me!

Photo: @wyyrdplayy w/ fog machine assist by @cassylvan

[baby tube progress and WIP]

bonus:

#tlt #the locked tomb

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*Crushes your skull while breasting boobily*

#dunmeshi

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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Op has said that it's not just his account that got suspended but many other people around him as well

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say