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shut up i‘m actually gonna cry

LOOK AT MY BOYS!!!! i love them so much😪

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MF HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT

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holy shit

#don't what to say to this #thanks i guess? #where did you all come from

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alright, i'll take it. weirdly was thinking about this song eariler this week

also, if anyone asks, i don't know anything about the entire Bee Movie script being copy-pasted into the Any Last Words section

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

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Nya from Ninjago is not a ninja. She has never been a ninja, and she should become a ninja. Nothing against ninja, but she has been Samurai X for 10+ years. We all grew up with Nya and why would we let them change her for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a ninja, not rewrite one of the best Lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you think Nya should stay Samurai X. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will...i dunno, be too lazy to move forward with the issue probably...

I can't take this fucking meme format seriously cheezus crust eugoiuytredgfhjkl,khfgtuytrdhuisohlfg;ubwi;fytugilfyuctkdys

#lego ninjago #ninjago #satire #humor #meme format #this is what “Nya is not a ninja” mofos sound like #/j

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omygah i never thought i'd just stumble upon this mythic post, and what lead me to it was an amongus reblog of all things

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Hey can someone translate this. This looks interesting, but don't know any German, and i don't trust Google Translate enough to just run it through there

Stichwort aging tumblr demographic:

Wusstet ihr, dass Schul- und Studienzeiten ab dem 17. Geburtstag zeitlich auf die Rente angerechnet werden, auch wenn man in dieser Zeit (noch) nicht eingezahlt hat?

Wusstet ihr außerdem, dass man diese Zeiten selber bei der Rentenversicherung angeben muss, weil die sonst außer Acht gelassen werden?

Und wusstet ihr, was für ein absolut verfickt beschissener Aufwand es ist, diese Zeiten Jahrzehnte später nachzuweisen, wenn man in Rente gehen will, und die Deutsche Rentenversicherung halt sagt "Ja gut, wir haben hier Ihre Abschlusszeugnisse, aber können Sie denn beweisen, dass Sie auch auf der Schule waren, an der Sie Ihren Abschluss gemacht haben? Hmmmmm? Nee, nee, da könnt ja jeder kommen!"

Wenn dann nicht gerade eine Schulsekretärin noch vage im Kopf hat, dass ihre Kollegin, die selber schon in Rente ist, mal erwähnt hat, dass sie weiß, wo der Bezirk die ganzen alten Nachweise damals beim Großreinemachen hingepackt hat, UND diese dann netterweise anruft und mal schnell Unterlagen von Anno dazumal hervorzaubert, biste halt am Arsch.

Also macht das am besten jetzt und bewahrt den ganzen Kram noch in Kopie auf. Zur Sicherheit.

Und weil's so schön ist, das Ganze nochmal als Video:

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Okay, jokes aside, I'm genuinely really fucking proud of this picture. Here's the unedited version

Wonder if i should edit in mergequakes, though

So i was got through some photo's i took. i found this really pretty one, but i think something’s off about it. i just can't pinpoint what....

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Reblogged this almost a week ago, i think i've been scammed 🥺

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random picture of Cole in their inbox

#where's my silly little cole image?

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Most minifigures when you turn their head around.

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happy is it wednesday already wednesday

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Yes they have

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Everyone who reblogs this will get a random picture of Cole in their inbox

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I love Wu in all of his shapes and forms. Silly old man? Yes he is. Cute little baby? Literally my son. Teenager? My precious boy. Adult? Cutie.

Nothing can make me hate the old man

Just look at him.

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Revisited the muffins saga recently and thought of an idea for a rewrite that i haven’t seen done yet: what if Maud was a one of the bakers?

the idea is honestly so funny to me, considering how monotone she is, especially when compared to her sisters. Like, we have the energy-filled Pinkie, the grounded yet narcissistic Inkie, the brash and blunt Blinkie, the quiet, pessimistic, and unnerving Minkie...and then there's Maud. She's there. She likes comedy. And rocks.

I imagine she might have tolerated the rock farm just a bit more than her sisters. She still hated it, but since she isn't the type to show...well, any emotion, you would never really know. She'd probably be pretty close to Minkie; the both of them being the quietest of the group. She would also take a matriarchal role along with Inkie; as they are both the most level-headed. Going off of what we see in the show, she would be pretty chill with Apple Bloom, too.

then there's the whole turing ponies into pastries thing. she would participate, but while the rest of the bakers show their true insanity, Maud just stays monotone. She doesn't do much extra to torment anypony; her emotionless attitude usually does the trick anyway. she leads the baking the least out of the group, and mostly just helps out with whatever the other end up doing.

IDK, the idea of Maud being in the deranged world that is the muffins saga and turning ponies into cupcakes is a hilarious concept to me, and i'm surprised i haven't seen anyone talk about it yet

Basic summary: Muffins rewrite where almost everything is the same except Maud Pie is there.

#my little pony #mlp muffins #muffins saga #muffins side story #muffins rewrite #pinkie pie #pinkamina diane pie #blinkie pie #limestone pie #inkie pie #marble pie #minkie pie #obsidian pie #maud pie

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Maybe the real friendships were the chainsaws we made along the way

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