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The deed split your spirit to the bone.

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i honestly dont know what i would do if healthcare was free here. i feel like i’d go to the hospital and they’d put me in the government funded sickness scanner and they’d be like “holy fuck dude, you got like, syndromes and shit. how are you even walking around right now” and i’d be like “i dunno, i didn’t wanna bother anybody about it” 

#bro #real

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there’s no dark au fic for kylux because they are the dark au 

that’s why there’s literally a tag called soft kylux

#kylux

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ancient roman tumblr

long posts ended with “furthermore i think that carthage must be destroyed”

#carpediem

doxxing gallic users’ and sending their blogs anonymous hate messages

foodie blogs where every recipe includes some form of rotting fish gut

nostalgic posts about the days when there weren’t so many new men in the senate

‘reblog if you’re a true 753 bce kid’

constant arguments with the greek side of tumblr because the greek users claim that the romans are stealing posts

having to block all of the erotic fresco blogs that followed you when you get new followers

fandom wars about whether the iliad and odyssey or the aeneid is better

the outcry of ‘TAG YOUR SPOILERS’ every time a new play is presented at a festival

all the romans getting into a big argument about politics that leads to one side of roman tumblr supporting caesar and the other supporting pompey

everyone making fun of the goth side of tumblr until finally the goths manage to get all of the roman blogs deleted

#CARTHAGO DELENDA EST #fav

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why does ted cruz look like the woman who sold boone’s wife into slavery in new vegas

#wtf im a cruz missle now #INCREDIBLE #el rato... #someone ask him about selling a poor veteran's pregnant wife into slavery if he ever tries to run again lmfao

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So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now

#:') cries #this almost makes me want an amazon brand gov't surveillance device too

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i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it

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ハイテンション年始 by @purinharumaki

#ITS GOOD

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When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

#💖 awwhahaha

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Kylo Ren, rollerblading into Rey's forcetime with sunglasses on and juicy new gossip about Hux: Scavenger scum you're not going to fukcing BELIEVE this

#:')

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hux in tlj

#u still got ur officers bab... #ahahaha but also :(

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i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

#24/7 #i feel zero guilt and ill spit in anyone's face who tries to make me

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kylo when the resistance started firing on him

#relatable

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Dan Christensen (1942–2007), Dolby, 1998. acrylic on canvas, 65 x 70 inches

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tuesday / background practice pieces (ii)

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saturday / background practice piece