everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit
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sure part of the queer experience is being othered but an even bigger and more powerful part is belonging to the othereds
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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the fallout show was great but I'm going to have to deduct a few points on account of the fact that FINAL PAM wasn't in it
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.
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