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and then she starts to cry, mascara running down her little bambi eyes

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are you a hp fan

I’m not that into it, I just like some of the characters.

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“Demisexual/romantic is how normal people experience attraction, you’re not special”

That’s our bad, I guess there’s been a misunderstanding

I didn’t realize:

- “love at first sight” is just a joke

- celebrity crushes are a joke

- characters from shows and movies being one’s sexual awakening aren’t actually a thing

- people don’t actually ask their friends to set them up on dates

- everyone had formed a friendship with their current partner months/years before ever viewing them in a romantic light

- the idea of dating someone you’ve been friends for years with is normalized and not viewed as potentially ruining the friendship

- that whole “I’m in love with X, but they don’t even know I exist” thing is made up

- the whole “X changed their look and I find them hot now” is also made up

- flirting with strangers isn’t a thing

- asking out someone you just meant isn’t a thing

- blind dates aren’t a thing

- one night stands are complete fiction

- no one has ever been turned on by a stranger

- “sex sells” is a complete lie, no one really knows why those women are washing those cars in bikinis, it’s a weird choice of clothes

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I can’t wait for the fic that I’m going to write after this fic I’m not writing because I still have to finish another fic (which I can’t seem to focus on).

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Eric Matthews is a himbo and you can’t change my mind.

#eric matthews #boy meets world #shawn hunter #i mean look at him #cory matthews #i love him #but also #shawn hunter supremacy

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Male-wife Cosmo supremacy <3

#just me or #cosmo and wanda #timmy turner #fairly oddparents

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An edit of Isaac and two of my oc’s from one of my books because I miss posting on here lol. (Witxhy.uwu is my insta btw)

#isaac lahey #daniel sharman #teen wolf #claudia salas #miguel herran

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Posting my Scott edit on here bc why not?🏃🏽‍♀️

#scott mccall #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #isaac lahey #teen wolf edit #scott mccall edit

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fun fact nonbinary ppl with boobs, nonbinary ppl who like their boobs, and nonbinary ppl who want boobs are cool and valid and just as nonbinary as ppl w flat chests and deserve to have a good time all the time

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Me if they go ballsy in Venom 2 and have Eddie call Venom 'my love' like he does in the comics:

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me posting on here

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i wanted to feel loved without feeling like i was begging for it

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i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds

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missing the angry bisexual werewolf and his boyfriend the evil gay chimera 😔😔

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The fact I sang this-

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when chris said “i wanna fuck your face with a switchblade” i felt that