anyone else stay home for a while and be like "hmmmm been acting fine lately. maybe i'm not autistic." and then you have one (1) social interaction and you're like ah. the Autism strikes again.
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lmao you guys ever work on something thats in the way future and just put the pics in your drafts and then while youre typing away on it your heart jumps because you think you hit post.
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Male-wife Cosmo supremacy <3
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I feel like I should get time off work every time I am struck by a new hyperfixation. Like hi boss I'll need to take a few months off to foam at the mouth while I DEVOUR EVERY ASPECT OF THIS NEW OBSESSION.
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if i had only just stuck with my telekinesis training regimen since seventh grade surely i would be able to bend a table by now
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nothing like the fear of looking like a stalker because you went onto the page of someone who liked your post and liked a few of their posts because they were generally funny / cool.
If you liked my post and I liked some of yours PLEASE DONT BE CREEPED OUT ;-;
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when ur high but u just have to stop and take inventory of ur brain because you feel like you’ve been cutting this totinos pizza for four hours now
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Is there a reason this looks like Paul Hollywood Joseph???
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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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