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PEAS 🦆

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(via ArielDumas)

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if you ever feel bad for ignoring your problems, just remember that in older translations of greek and latin texts, the translators would either leave the naughty bits in greek/latin, or better yet they would translate them into italian, because apparently nothing is dirty in italian

#always nasty

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feelings

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they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

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@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

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“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

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Beyoncé: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*

Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*

#me

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are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

#dead

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I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???

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@useless-austriafacts pls explain

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hmmm

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