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[vlyych]

A cop sees an old woman carrying two sacks…

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

[vlyych]

First Post and I’m being such a mood

First post and crappy art made by this loser :p

My GIED-

Here are some sketches of this

If you guys don’t see, Hinata’s just casually slipping his hand under his sweater collar-

Im so weird. Im so sorry 

Thanks for passing by here

#omg im so stupid #kagehina #haikyuu #first post #ibispaint